Out for rest of season.
300th career goal last night.
He’s 24.
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The player to get to 50 goals the quickest in the Champions League.
Smashed it.
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Haaland in baysht mode there.
Only Anfield now that he hasn’t scored at. A blot on an otherwise immaculate record. He’ll right that shortly
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Erling Haaland on his battle with Brentford’s Sepp van den Berg: “First five minutes he just kept pushing me so I said, ‘Alright, let’s have it’. So I started pushing him back.
“For me this is a proper goal. This goal for me is top. This is for me one of my better goals. I think it helps me because I was a bit tired before the game, thinking it’s going to be tough.
“Then after 10 seconds he started pushing me and it motivates me. All praise to him honestly, he made me want to do that…”
A hat trick against the bastards today, he really is the best of us.
He’s scored in 10 consecutive games now and has 51 international goals.
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A great bunch of lads
Everyone talks about Erling Haaland’s goalscoring… but the gap between him and the rest is crazy.
He’s scoring 1.11 goals per international match.
Of the 80 players to score 50+ international goals, that’s the 3rd best rate in history, and hasn’t been bettered since 1925.
He’s scoring at more than double the rate for Norway as Lewandowski has for Poland or Suarez did for Uruguay.
His 1.04 goals per Champions League game, is more than double the rate of Aguero, Henry and Van Persie.
He’s scored 0.9 goals per Premier League game, more than double Ronaldo and Rooney…
322 career goals at 25… INSANE!
Shurlookit
Ah he zunreal. His record has to put him just below the Messi Ronaldo tier of modern greats. A few big goals in big finals or league deciders and he could join them.
Baysht
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The graphic of Man City Goalscorers this season is mental. It’s basically him with 13 or whatever and no one else has more than two.
The fella who got two own goals is in there too
They’ll be fucked if he gets injured
Erling Haaland becomes the fastest player ever to reach 100 goals in Premier League.
111 games. 100 goals. 
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Top 5 for context.
https://x.com/DanielHussey2/status/1995947238892392477?t=0HraStctf2Rwl_47IdUinA&s=19
No t shirt with 100 to show either. No fuss with Erling.
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