Erling Braut Haaland

Haaland will silence the doubters with a four goal haul against Wolves next week.

He’s some carthorse Haaland when you see him in the flesh.

Second most assists now in the Premier League.

All this and a decent guy. To not love Erling is to not love life

Form an orderly queue you cunts

He buried Gabriel there.

What a fucking player.

7 goals from 18 shots

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Meh

Mary Mullen’s beergarden was stunned

Two great players on the pitch, Neymar and Haaland; one was past it, the other was prime, that was the difference.

Levels

Neymar is a complete and utter fuckwit of a player who only did it for one season playing with Messi and Suarez.

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No

Ah he is. An utter waste of outrageous talent. His moment of absolute brazil genius was that goal against croatia to finally break them down in extra time. Unfortunately croatia equalised and won on penos so it means nothing. He’s a sap

You don’t like hiim and the way he carries himself, if you don’t think he was an unbelievable player, I can’t help you tbh. He never played in an even halfway decent Brazil team. He played in a great Barca team, won the UCL, he played in a talented PSG team. took them to the brink but failed. There wasn’t reaally a lot else he could’ve done.

Would you stop. We can deal with this in detail another day but he was the second most skillful but third best player in the messi suarez barca. And it fucking haunted him. Winning leagues with psg means nothing. His defining moment for psg was prancing round the sidelines with earrings when they failedin the champions league.

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You couldn’t discuss the detail of what he did, because you either don’t want to see it or you don’t understand it.