Erling Braut Haaland

The moment City bought Robinho, it was inevitable they would win the Premier League. It was also thus that they would win the European Cup. It’s how it is. Make your peace.

It is what it is.

Norway is famous for only 2 things, profiteering on the energy crisis and inventing black metal. A similar profile to Citeh in fact. Haaland is their great white hope but he has achieved nothing of note to this point

Fergie wasn’t laughing at them last week.

He’s achieved 800k a week mate.

He’s a phenom. Liberia wasnt know for much either. It is what it is. It won’t be stopped.

I’m really happy banquo is still conscious for all of this. It’s like Hector in Breaking Bad.

Thats not much in Norwegian terms

He said in an interview there recently to Gary Neville that his first date was in Austria, it failed because he wouldn’t shut up about football, so he seems like an awful dullard.

He’s achieved a thread of his own.

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Thats big

She slipped up badly there

I wonder do lads think jack graylish’s wag is interested in his take on Sartre.

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Shur’ you’ve managed that and you hardly on the coin he’s on.

Flatty > The Viking.

I don’t recall lining out in the Etihad though.

Has the Viking done it on a wet Friday evening in Craughwell or wan of them outposts.
He hasn’t. Until then you’re ahead……:+1:

I’ll take that my oul epal.

that’s incorrect. they are discounting the 175 goals Haaland has already scored. It’s about 32 per season to match Cristiano’s record. Considering he has 20 in October he is trending alright

Another goal for Erling yesterday.

Totals
15 goals in 9 games in the EPL

20 in 13 total for Man City