Erling Braut Haaland

It was correct until Ronaldo scored again

Ronaldo has 700 goals. Haaland has 175

there is 16 years left for Haaland to get to 700.

So 525 left = 32 per season

Ronaldo has 817 goals

818 now

oh including international? right

so itā€™s 38 goals per seaonā€¦ they arenā€™t counting Haalands goalsā€¦ itā€™s a flawed calculation

He has about 800 games to do it - if he stays fit

All goals.

thatā€™s what Iā€™m telling you - they forget to subtract Haalands goals

I believe United are scouting him

The Aldi version

The cunts are aliens, that explains it

predator GIF

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Not remotely true of course

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united scouts will beg to differ. Theyā€™ve already bid 80M for him

I looked at fotmob there after I posted this. It says heā€™s on loan at Bryn. Where did they get this out of? Is he scoring them numbers at underage for Molde or whatā€™s the craic?

He spent a week in Brazil with Pele breaking records by the favellas.

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:joy::joy: Putting goals past 5 year olds :joy::joy:

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No. They made them up.

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For fuck sakeā€¦

Indian express are running with it

Ah ladsā€¦ this is fucking brilliant
Itā€™s a meme

Probably more like a couple of hundred million Indians were duped