It was correct until Ronaldo scored again
Erling Haalandās cousin Tjaaland tearing Norwegian league apart with his goal...
Small town Bryne in Norway with about 12,000 population produces another sensational striker for the football world.
It was correct until Ronaldo scored again
Ronaldo has 700 goals. Haaland has 175
there is 16 years left for Haaland to get to 700.
So 525 left = 32 per season
Ronaldo has 817 goals
818 now
oh including international? right
so itās 38 goals per seaonā¦ they arenāt counting Haalands goalsā¦ itās a flawed calculation
He has about 800 games to do it - if he stays fit
All goals.
thatās what Iām telling you - they forget to subtract Haalands goals
I believe United are scouting him
The Aldi version
The cunts are aliens, that explains it
Not remotely true of course
united scouts will beg to differ. Theyāve already bid 80M for him
I looked at fotmob there after I posted this. It says heās on loan at Bryn. Where did they get this out of? Is he scoring them numbers at underage for Molde or whatās the craic?
He spent a week in Brazil with Pele breaking records by the favellas.
Putting goals past 5 year olds
I looked at fotmob there after I posted this. It says heās on loan at Bryn. Where did they get this out of? Is he scoring them numbers at underage for Molde or whatās the craic?
No. They made them up.
For fuck sakeā¦
Small town Bryne in Norway with about 12,000 population produces another sensational striker for the football world.
Indian express are running with it
Ah ladsā¦ this is fucking brilliant
Itās a meme
Thousands of people were tricked into believing a wonder goal was scored by Erling Haaland's cousin, as well as having an impressive goal record.
Probably more like a couple of hundred million Indians were duped