#Beepbeepā¦
If that doesnāt get 25 likes shut down the board
Glad to see he adhered to the limits
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These things come in 3s, so tell him play hard looking for the third.
Tonightās the night.
We go again.
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Won in Ireland
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Ballyragget Iām hearing.
Dont do lotto kid.
Iāve contacted HQ
Fuck it, Iām going public.
Sure itās never not won in Ireland.
Years ago on a Saturday night I conspiritorialy enquired from the late Nealie in the Abbey Bar if he had a safe. He affirmed that he had and why did I ask.
I need you to put a lottery ticket into it till Monday I told him. Envelope locked in.
The night proceeded with him endlessly casting furtive looks, I alerted a few locals to the ruse and bought a few extra pints. A sing-song broke out and the merriment escalated.
Nealie, Lord be good to him, fired down a round or two to whoever appeared to be in my company without ever checking if the lotto had been won. When I was leaving I told him how impressed I was with his secrecy but the ticket was worthless.
He said he hoped Iād never win it and that I was a bad fucker. One of the best was Nealieā¦
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Whatās the max jackpot?
ā¬250 million I think.
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