Was reading a blog there earlier and I found this quite amusing
Tonights Euro Millions lottery jackpot is set to be 130m, which is fucking fantastic because 130,000,000 is my lucky number. Here are some of things Im going to buy when I win:
Newstalk 106 and Im going to make Brenda Power be the cleaning lady and it will become Radio Twenty - All 80s, All the time. Yeah.
A pair of matching lions
James Browns skeleton - get up offa that thing
An executive box at Old Trafford which I will fill with people who will constantly abuse Cristiano Ronaldo with megaphones. They will not rest till they make him cry
The bit of land that Pat Kenny is in dispute with his neighbours about. Then Im going to put a cluster of travellers on it.
Some slaves (from many different countries so its not racist or anything)
A new TV for Rons, itll be a genuine Sorny too
A team of people who will give away free copies of the Big Issue while standing alongside those trying to sell it
A forcefield for my house, cool
A motorbike with a sidecar so me and Bastardface could zoom around town and he could bite cars and pedestrians
[*]Loads of organs for people waiting for transplants, then Id auction them to the highest bidders[/LIST]What would you buy? (hypothetical, of course, coz theres no chance of you winning it because Im going to win it).
What would you buy if you won it?
I’d go for a condo in Vegas on the strip.
An apartment on Park Avenue.
A team of monkey butlers.
I’d buy stretches of road and charge people to drive on them.