Was reading a blog there earlier and I found this quite amusing
Spending Spree!!
Tonights Euro Millions lottery jackpot is set to be 130m, which is fucking fantastic because 130,000,000 is my lucky number. Here are some of things Im going to buy when I win:
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[]Newstalk 106 and Im going to make Brenda Power be the cleaning lady and it will become Radio Twenty - All 80s, All the time. Yeah.
[]A pair of matching lions
[]James Browns skeleton - get up offa that thing
[]An executive box at Old Trafford which I will fill with people who will constantly abuse Cristiano Ronaldo with megaphones. They will not rest till they make him cry
[]The bit of land that Pat Kenny is in dispute with his neighbours about. Then Im going to put a cluster of travellers on it.
[]Some slaves (from many different countries so its not racist or anything)
[]A new TV for Rons, itll be a genuine Sorny too
[]A team of people who will give away free copies of the Big Issue while standing alongside those trying to sell it
[]A forcefield for my house, cool
[]A motorbike with a sidecar so me and Bastardface could zoom around town and he could bite cars and pedestrians
[*]Loads of organs for people waiting for transplants, then Id auction them to the highest bidders[/LIST]What would you buy? (hypothetical, of course, coz theres no chance of you winning it because Im going to win it).
What would you buy if you won it?
Iād go for a condo in Vegas on the strip.
An apartment on Park Avenue.
A team of monkey butlers.
Iād buy stretches of road and charge people to drive on them.
The weird thing is that this was advertised before last Friday. So there was no point in playing last week. I donāt really think itās fixed but as I asked a bored shopkeeper last week āhow do you know someone wonāt win this weekās(last week)?ā
Iād be straight out of here on a bit of a contemplative bender in foreign lands. Corporate box in Croker and a season ticket for Man U would be musts. A bit of space tourism. Oh yeah, and Iād pay someone to dress as a clown and turn up at funerals.
Iād do a lot of things with it but firstly Iād bankroll the planned Madeleine McCann film as Iām sure thatāll be a real winner in cinemas worldwide next Christmas.
[quote=ātherock67ā]Not sure actually, gaff in Howth probably. Gadget happy at the moment, maybe a new phone but thatās hardly going to cause much of a dent.
Actually think Iād be a benefactor to Dublin and build a free WiFi network for this city. Really boring but feck it I likes the Internet.[/quote]
Lovely altruistic streak Rock. Very mature. But surely something usefulā¦ like a Katy French statueā¦her bent over a toilet cistern with a rolled up 50 ready to go maybeā¦
There is some ājournalistā in the Sindo called Louis Something and he wrote a beautiful article on Katy when she died. Basically he said it was appalling that people gave out about Bertie having an aide present at her funeral. He also addressed the argument that if Bertieās adie attended her funeral then why didnāt someone attend the ones for the deaths in Waterford.
His argument went something like this. āThey say that Katy was no more of a person than the two Waterford lads. If that is true then John Lennon is no more of a person than whoever else got shot in New York in 1980ā
[quote=āfarmerinthecityā]There is some ājournalistā in the Sindo called Louis Something and he wrote a beautiful article on Katy when she died. Basically he said it was appalling that people gave out about Bertie having an aide present at her funeral. He also addressed the argument that if Bertieās adie attended her funeral then why didnāt someone attend the ones for the deaths in Waterford.
His argument went something like this. āThey say that Katy was no more of a person than the two Waterford lads. If that is true then John Lennon is no more of a person than whoever else got shot in New York in 1980ā[/quote]
Deep down you obviously really love the SIndo donāt you Farmer?
[QUOTE=āfarmerinthecity, post: 58848, member: 24ā]There is some ājournalistā in the Sindo called Louis Something and he wrote a beautiful article on Katy when she died. Basically he said it was appalling that people gave out about Bertie having an aide present at her funeral. He also addressed the argument that if Bertieās adie attended her funeral then why didnāt someone attend the ones for the deaths in Waterford.
His argument went something like this. āThey say that Katy was no more of a person than the two Waterford lads. If that is true then John Lennon is no more of a person than whoever else got shot in New York in 1980ā[/QUOTE] Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.