Euromillions

Julio_Geordio · June 4, 2021, 9:03pm

You owe them €50

Fagan_ODowd · June 4, 2021, 9:04pm

Your card was declined.

TheUlteriorMotive · June 4, 2021, 9:07pm

I’m sat here having a glass of rioja listening to the 1975 on a bank holiday Friday, vaccinate yesterday, the world opening up, Big Virgil
fit and you know what whether I’ve won 130m in the euromillions or not I’ve won the lottery

Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy · August 14, 2021, 7:48am

Congrats guys.

anon67715551 · October 8, 2021, 8:34pm

€204m. No winner. We go again. A lad told me today, solemnly, he’d hate to win it.
He said he’d be afraid it would drive him mad. I asked him why wouldn’t he try it for a while…
He recoiled in horror……There’s some odd folk out there.
I’d engage a solicitor to arrange payments of the children’s mortgages on the basis nobody told anybody else. That scheme wouldn’t last an hour.

Heyyoubehindthebushes · October 8, 2021, 8:47pm

I’d be the same sort out the mother and siblings. Donate to local sports teams then open a few mad cap businesses to keep myself busy.

Lazarus · October 12, 2021, 5:25pm

Johnbird · October 12, 2021, 5:30pm

Are the Brits still in the euromillions?

jellyfish · October 12, 2021, 6:29pm

They are and one of the last big jackpots was won in the UK.

starryplough · October 13, 2021, 10:48am

We go again

Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy · October 13, 2021, 10:55am

Is €220m the max it can go?

myboyblue · October 16, 2021, 11:29am

220m would give me problems I’d happily take on.

the_mixer_walsh · October 16, 2021, 12:07pm

What’d would happen if you were mad already and won it I wonder, would it drive you sane again? I’d love to win it and I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t want to win it. There wouldn’t be a soul told about, I’d give it about 6 months and then announce some Saturday evening that I was after winning half a million on the lotto, throw a massive party and regail everyone with aul bullshit about paying off the mortgage and having a few pounds to spare. Everyone’s a winner and none the wiser

wexico14 · October 18, 2021, 3:57pm

You have your head firmly screwed on pal.

TheUlteriorMotive · October 18, 2021, 4:11pm

artfoley · October 18, 2021, 4:23pm

That’s when I knew that Jimmy was gonna whack Morrie. That’s how it happens. That’s how fast it takes for a guy to get whacked.

anon67715551 · October 19, 2021, 12:12pm

I have completed an exhaustive, forensic examination of the necessary permutations and have come down with the winning formula.
As a gesture of goodwill I’m happy to share with y’all an important nugget of information….one of the bonus balls will be 4….
Best of luck to all chasing the runner up crumbs.

Raylan · February 12, 2022, 8:37am

I bought my ticket in Galway this week

Ralphie · February 12, 2022, 9:26am

Be gas if it was Davy

FlakeAway · March 3, 2023, 3:43pm

Guaranteed winner tonight. 130m.

I’m rounding up troops here on whatsapps for an almighty assault.

Edit: I’ve gathered 3 lads in the bunch so far who have never done the lotto before. I’m now adamant they will take me to glory later.