The people love the Eastern Europeans.
We called it
YES!!!
Amazing scenes
Nobody knows what’s going on but did Eurovision just screw over the Aussies 
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Australia humiliated.
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The daughter ain’t bad either.
The judging has boomeranged spectacularly on the Aussies.
Sent them home with their tea in a mug.
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Gutted, to be honest. We will be back.
The news hasn’t reached breakfast tv yet, where they’re still blowing about being “on the verge of history”.
Plain people of Europe sent the Aussies packing back to the antipodes.
Throw that on the barbie you cunts.
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Does anyone know how that vote worked? Fuck me! The Aussies were 1/16 at one point! Ukraine were totally unconsidered. This new voting system can only be described as a gamechanger.
Australia will withdraw from future competition having been stitched up by the Europeans
This is real Fr Ted stuff
I honestly can’t even remember the Ukrainian song.
A nice looking lady has won it and that’s important, the Australian entry was a repugnant looking fucker.
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Fuck off Australia. This is Europe you cunts
It was dogshit. But at least they fucked over the Russians and the Aussies.
I put two euro on Ukraine at 20/1 but they had been trading way higher. Aussies were 1.1 for ages 
Sweet, eh, rolling in it…
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There’ll be a lot of bitter drunk in Australia today.
I’d say they changed all the rules in the last five minutes when it looked like the asssies had it. Made the whole fucking thing up.