Eurovision 2017 - Kyiv Calling

They’re the only ones

Let know when the voting starts

Now

Bulgaria number 1

Belarus number 2

Croatia number 3

Hungary number 4

Denmark number 5

Jews number 6

Marty is about to crack

Romania number 7

3 spots left, I’d give all 3 to those 3 sisters.

Norway number 8

Marty is really getting nervous now. It looks bad lads.

Netherlands number 9

Jesus lads, are they going to fuck us over again…

Its unedifying to be scrambling like this for a 10th spot…

Austria.

We’re done again.

Do the country a favour and stay in the Ukraine Brendan you utter disgrace. And you can keep that Louis fucking Walsh with you too.

https://youtu.be/-b3XTj5G_SA

This is a bit like Brazil crashing v Germany in 2014 World Cup. Record winners bombing .

We need to just keep sending Jedward. They’ll get us over the line eventually.

Time for Bono to be the patriot!

Only heard the first nine songs but I thought we were quite hard done by there.

The song was at least an attempt at something slightly on the leftfield of the insipid, anodyne, formulaic pap that passes for modern Eurovision music and I thought it was better than pretty much all the other songs I heard.

Unfortunately Brendan sings with the voice of a six year old.

Somebody with a stronger voice might have got us into the final with that song.

Macedonia were worth a final place too but lost out and I was also surprised Serbia didn’t make it.

Some really godawful shite made the final, such as Romania, Austria and Holland.

The other nations havent taken us seriously since we sent Dustin the Turkey over.

Marty Whelan is some man to commentate on it.

Pure shite.

Thats what the EU thinks of Oireland

The fucker was from Tuam and he had a Swedish writing his song, sure everybody knows the best Irish songwriters are Tuam lads, FFS sake, you couldn’t make it up.

The Eurovision gods have not been appeased for our disrepect in sending Dustin. We need a sacrifice.