Eurovision 2017 - Kyiv Calling

I’d be prepared to offer up Ray D’Arcy

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We lost again?? I just heard Australia are in it and finished ahead of us ?? :joy:

An EGM in the 51 tonight. Damage limitation.

I’d second that

The ape in the Italian entry represents the inherent racism in Italy the writer just announced on BBC news

This 1980s Superbowl style individual entrance of each participant is shit.

It’s very contrived.

Eastern European countries shouldn’t be allowed host the contest. This sort of charmless, irony-free nonsense always happens when they do. Eastern Europeans have a shit sense of humour and always host the contest as if they’re auditioning to be US citizens or MTV presenters.

Sweden and the wonderfully sarcastic Petra Mede need to host it every year.

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Belarus my early leader.

A surprisingly charming performance for an Eastern European country.

Gareth Bale singing for Portugal.

Italy are the big favourites here with a song called “Occidentali’s Karma”.

If they win it’ll be good karma for Juventus ahead of the European Cup final clash with Real Madrid as Italian teams have won the European Cup both times Italy have won the Eurovision Song Contest previously - 1964 and 1990.

The contest really isn’t attracting the forum’s interest this year like it has done in previous years.

Steven Gerrard hosting the contest this year.

He better not slip on stage.

The U.K. entry is meant to be decent, but there’s not a hope in hell they’ll get the votes

I wonder who will be the Irish vote announcer? Yer man from Westlife, Nicky Byrne I imagine?

Not one good looking Ukranian bird to present the show?

A fucking disgrace

Three pillow biters FFS

The Eurovision wasn’t built on the gays

That’s what nuclear fallout does.

That’s a fine song. There may be a hidden message in it too…