France best so far
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Everything is fucked lads. Everything and everybody.
No they’re a bad result for me. I want anyone but Netherlands to win. The experts are saying it’s a done deal. I have a few strong against them - Aus, Italy, Azerbaijan, Iceland. I think Iceland disappointed tonight.
Think Italy will suffer from singing in Italian, one of the better songs though
A bopper
That was good dancing by Luke Shaw for France
I hope he wins it. Italy won the televote last year from slot 26 mind you “the pimp slot” as it’s known and this song is way better. Last year’s effort wasn’t expected to come within an asses roar of top of the table. I would really love if Soldi won it.
That’s a banger alright, I’ll be throwing a dart at 18/1
That Serb bird can ethnically cleanse me all night long
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Who’s been the most kitsch?
They’ll win
Something tells me people aren’t going to be rushing to their phones to vote for the Netherlands who are now out to even money from 4/6 at start. The show ends on a total bang. They might get lost.
Is the standard a bit higher this year? Most of these are half decent which makes for a boring enough evening
This Swiss song has a very bieber/ durulo vibe about it
It has quite a Turkish vibe about it
Catchy tune sid
Shaqiri > Shakira
I think the standard very high this year. Last year was known as a garbage year. The front two last year would be struggling make top 5 this year.
This Australian song is like a bad polyphonic ringtone from the early 00s
Aussie is a like a crap Kate Bush
But she looks like Madonna circa 1998
The “nothing holding me down” bit of the Aussie song is ripped off from Kate Bush’s “Big Sky” - a song which also provided the “rahoo rahoo rahoo” catchphrase of the parody Hector O’Whatshisname