FAO Chartered Accountants

You told me last week that you didn’t do any-how can I be expected to trust you if you lie to me?

I didn’t lie to you, bro.

I had a very productive outcome from a meeting with a Chartered Accountant yesterday evening.

A complete professional in ever way… carrying out complex arithmetic in his head before validating these calculations on the latest Samsung Galaxy tab, paying for the rather tasty meal even as I protested strongly, complimenting the IT profession… these were just some of the highlights. The way he could switch from serious business to common small talk in a glint of an eye was unrivaled.

A wonderful experience rounded off greatly by the fact this guy is going to save me a lot of hard earned cash.

[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 836445, member: 686”]I had a very productive outcome from a meeting with a Chartered Accountant yesterday evening.

A complete professional in ever way… carrying out complex arithmetic in his head before validating these calculations on the latest Samsung Galaxy tab, paying for the rather tasty meal even as I protested strongly, complimenting the IT profession… these were just some of the highlights. The way he could switch from serious business to common small talk in a glint of an eye was unrivaled.

A wonderful experience rounded off greatly by the fact this guy is going to save me a lot of hard earned cash.[/quote]
I hope he’s not a confidence trickster K P.

He’s a chartered accountant FFS :rolleyes:

So was Charles Russell Murphy.

So was Seanie Fitz wasn’t he?

@Bandage please clear up these wild accusations?

@Fagan ODowd After some harmless haggling and after I pointed out some distant family connections he wavered the initial flat introductory fee and all payment from now on are performance based.

Its the only way.

[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 836484, member: 686”]@Bandage please clear up these wild accusations?

@Fagan ODowd After some harmless haggling and after I pointed out some distant family connections he wavered the initial flat introductory fee and all payment from now on are performance based.

Its the only way.[/quote]

http://www.politics.ie/forum/economy/129838-life-sarah-fitz-7.html#post2681229

http://www.stuartmeharg.ie/2010/03/sean-fitzpatrick-released-without-charge/

And Charlie Haughey, but hey we are a broad church.

This is a key trait in a chartered accountant and one which I feel I have in abundance.

You don’t, mate. Trust me on this one.

While you’re not face from the a-team you’re certainly streets ahead of some of the lads here with well-documented handicaps in this area.

Cheers mate.

Fuck you @Bandage

[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 836484, member: 686”]@Bandage please clear up these wild accusations?

@Fagan ODowd After some harmless haggling and after I pointed out some distant family connections he wavered the initial flat introductory fee and all payment from now on are performance based.

Its the only way.[/quote]

Of course there’ll be bad apples hidden within any group of people. But you can’t go tarring everybody with the same brush. It’d be like saying every BBC television or radio personality from the 1970s and 1980s was a paedophile.

[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 836484, member: 686”]@Bandage please clear up these wild accusations?

@Fagan ODowd After some harmless haggling and after I pointed out some distant family connections he wavered the initial flat introductory fee and all payment from now on are performance based.

Its the only way.[/quote]

I’m concerned after reading this. Are you paying him based on the money you will save? Or is it task / time based?

calculating the tip is not complex arithmetic

For Example: He gets 5% of what ever he saved me. At the end of January 2013 we review the work he has carried out. Let say he saved saved me 20k in 2013. He gets 1000 euro for his troubles.

I don’t have time to check but I’m pretty sure he’s not supposed to charge on that basis. @Appendage will probably confirm but AFAIK contingent fees are prohibited.

Please send details by PM and we can refer this to the appropriate disciplinary body if necessary.

Best

bt

[quote=“briantinnion, post: 836550, member: 6”]I don’t have time to check but I’m pretty sure he’s not supposed to charge on that basis. @Appendage will probably confirm but AFAIK contingent fees are prohibited.

Please send details by PM and we can refer this to the appropriate disciplinary body if necessary.

Best

bt[/quote]

He’ll do what I tell him.