FAO Chartered Accountants

Harsh but fair.

Anyway shouldn’t the Henry Shefflin credit read “former Kilkenny hurling champion”?

Jesus was it not bad enough the first time?

Just saw the first line of Shefflin’s speech:

"I suppose you could say inter-county hurlers are like accountants, except our double entry is into the league and championship competitions.

pause for laughter

…"

This should be a belter. Signing in.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 856013, member: 9”]Just saw the first line of Shefflin’s speech:

"I suppose you could say inter-county hurlers are like accountants, except our double entry is into the league and championship competitions.

pause for laughter

…"

This should be a belter. Signing in.[/quote]
"Unlike most of you here today, I have total control over my boss…

That’s the wide bit at the bottom of the hurl, by the way, for those of you not familiar with the game. And obviously I didn’t mean my boss as in Brian Cody. I’ve total respect for him."


"People have told me I’d be great in human resources, as I’m the master of the cut…

That’s the sideline cut, obviously."

After 4 long years and much blood, sweat, and tears I’m finally a chartered accountant. The saying that the sweet isn’t as sweet without the sour rings true. Amazing feeling.

Do you want a fucking cookie or something?

Well done. :clap:

And about time. :smiley:

welcome on board the good ship ICAI

Ah well done son. Enjoy the spoils.

Calm down. No-one took the piss out of you when you got your fantasy law cert from Ballyfermot.

And noone took the piss out of you when you becsme unemployable and had to live off the wife until daddy in law bailed you out

Of course they didn’t, I was the envy of everyone

Yeah cos everyone wants to be emacsulated (sic) like that.

Have you no fucking pride

He will be able to buy loads of cookies with the mega salary he will earn now that he is a member of the club.

Welcome, Whiplash.

[quote=“artfoley, post: 863776, member: 179”]Yeah cos everyone wants to be emacsulated (sic) like that.

Have you no fucking pride[/quote]

Pride? Based on fantasy stories that you’re just making up?

If only i were…

Please refrain from using the term ‘Chartered Accountant’ until you have been admitted to the Institute.

Do have a great day all the same and congratulations.

Weren’t you the same man who admitted over on AFR that you were sponging off your girlfriend for years.

He was, I didn’t want to spoil his return by bringing it up though.