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Deary fucking me.

I just received the October 2013 issue of “Account - Newsletter of Chartered Accountants Ireland Leinster Society” and it pains me to report that it confirms Oliver Callan as Entertainer at the Christmas Lunch.

This is horrible news.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 853617, member: 9”]Deary fucking me.

I just received the October 2013 issue of “Account - Newsletter of Chartered Accountants Ireland Leinster Society” and it pains me to report that it confirms Oliver Callan as Entertainer at the Christmas Lunch.

This is horrible news.[/quote]

Who are the cunts running this Society? Time to get yourself on the committee @Bandage

[quote=“Bandage, post: 853617, member: 9”]Deary fucking me.

I just received the October 2013 issue of “Account - Newsletter of Chartered Accountants Ireland Leinster Society” and it pains me to report that it confirms Oliver Callan as Entertainer at the Christmas Lunch.

This is horrible news.[/quote]
I’d say the likes of tinnion and farmer will really enjoy Oliver.

Fuck you.

What are you basing that on?

I am very insulted.

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 853641, member: 24”]Fuck you.

What are you basing that on?

I am very insulted.[/quote]
No I didn’t mean to insult you. It just struck me that tinnion and you were the type of chaps who would like Oliver Callan

Sorry mate - as an accountant my mind is focused on evidence, evidence.

I despise Callan from the time I saw him in Kehoes during the Turkey Croatia semi final for Euro 2008. I had no idea who he was until Bandage told me.

will there be many birds at this lunch lads?

Any prospective accountants out there going through the milkrounds? I interviewed two candidates today and I’m pleased to say both walked away with job offers.

@balbec - should be a load of birds at it. Wear your best suit.

[quote=“briantinnion, post: 853654, member: 6”]

@balbec - should be a load of birds at it. Wear your best suit.[/quote]

I don’t have any bad ones Brian.

[quote=“briantinnion, post: 853654, member: 6”]Any prospective accountants out there going through the milkrounds? I interviewed two candidates today and I’m pleased to say both walked away with job offers.

@balbec - should be a load of birds at it. Wear your best suit.[/quote]

Is it a strong batch of candidates this year or is it a class of “@Appendage 's”?

I have you this time you cunt. A grammatical error on the internet. Ahoy.

And he walks right into the trap. Highlighting the immaterial error (left there as bait) whilst ignoring the substantive issues elsewhere on the forum.

I was quite impressed with today’s candidates @Bandage. They were both a credit to their fee paying schools.

I interviewed one last week. It was a bit weird as he described the effect of his parent’s divorce on him but he redeemed himself.

The cheek of him talking about personal experience.

Was he passed to the next stage?

He was. We have one place up for grabs. Some lady is in first place and this lad is in second. Extremely confident bloke.

I’d be wary, given he managed to split up his parents, imagine the problems he could cause in an office.

Here is an alternative to the christmas lunch. PWC business briefing at the Lyrath on Thursday 28th.

Where else would you get King Henry and Austin Hughes on the one agenda along with an opportunity to go on the beer in Kilkenny?

[SIZE=5]South East - Running order[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]12.30pm
Registration & networking lunch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2.00pm
Welcome address
Martin Freyne, Audit Partner, PwC
2.20pm
Too much debt –v- No access to borrowings…
Update on insolvency legislation and recent
trends in business recovery

Billy Sweetman, Audit Partner, PwC
2.40pm
Economic outlook
Austin Hughes, Economist, KBC Bank
3.10pm
Current tax environment
Ronan Furlong, Tax Partner, PwC
3.30pm
Networking and coffee break[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]4.00pm
Keynote speaker
Henry Shefflin, Kilkenny Hurling champion
4.30pm
Keynote speaker
Sam McCauley, Chairman, Sam McCauley Chemists
5.00pm
Panel Discussion: Success - the need to adapt and transform[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]5.20pm
Wrap-up & close[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]5.30pm
Networking, drinks & canapés[/SIZE]

[quote=“ciarancareyshurlingarmy, post: 856000, member: 464”]Here is an alternative to the christmas lunch. PWC business briefing at the Lyrath on Thursday 28th.

Where else would you get King Henry and Austin Hughes on the one agenda along with an opportunity to go on the beer in Kilkenny?

[SIZE=5]South East - Running order[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]12.30pm
Registration & networking lunch
2.00pm
Welcome address
Martin Freyne, Audit Partner, PwC
2.20pm
Too much debt –v- No access to borrowings…
Update on insolvency legislation and recent
trends in business recovery
Billy Sweetman, Audit Partner, PwC
2.40pm
Economic outlook
Austin Hughes, Economist, KBC Bank
3.10pm
Current tax environment
Ronan Furlong, Tax Partner, PwC
3.30pm
Networking and coffee break
4.00pm
Keynote speaker
Henry Shefflin, Kilkenny Hurling champion
4.30pm
Keynote speaker
Sam McCauley, Chairman, Sam McCauley Chemists
5.00pm
Panel Discussion: Success - the need to adapt and transform
5.20pm
Wrap-up & close
5.30pm
Networking, drinks & canapés[/SIZE][/quote]
Fucking hell I’d rather eat my own cock with a knife and fork than sit through that.