FAO Chartered Accountants

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1006930, member: 1786”]Look at the head on the cunt

https://leinster.charteredaccountants.ie/Global/Leinster/2014-Salary-Survey-The-Panel.png[/QUOTE]

Should be in the “faces you’d like to slap” thread.

This Chairman guy qualified as an Accounting Technician back in 1993. How could anyone respect him?

Fucks sake

Accountants, did the tesco lads go to the enron school of accounting? Is it accidental or deliberate error and is there liky to be prosecutions and massive fines?

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/sectors/retail-and-services/tesco-overstates-half-year-profits-by-250-million-1.1937456

[QUOTE=“artfoley, post: 1020878, member: 179”]Accountants, did the tesco lads go to the enron school of accounting? Is it accidental or deliberate error and is there liky to be prosecutions and massive fines?

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/sectors/retail-and-services/tesco-overstates-half-year-profits-by-250-million-1.1937456[/QUOTE]

Probably not Chartered Accounts - some ACCA numpties involved I’d imagine

The ex CFO was CIMA, if that makes any difference

CIMA is the finest of all qualifications

I had a chuckle at the Tesco CEO’s choice of words today: “To say I’m disappointed would be an understatement”

He’s new so is in the clear. But he can use this to clean house.

He has cleaned house. Great first move.

“I’d imagine”
It’s this imagination getting you ACA guys in trouble all the time.

[QUOTE=“Scrunchie, post: 1021080, member: 1408”]“I’d imagine”
It’s this imagination getting you ACA guys in trouble all the time.[/QUOTE]

Dont bucket me with those creeps

[QUOTE=“Apollo_Creed, post: 1035104, member: 2103”]Anyone know the craic with the CPD hours. I have fek all done this year because its my first year of this bulls**t money making racket and I was away for most of the year.
Can they check if you have your hours done? I think I’ll just tick I have them done and hope for the best.[/QUOTE]

They pick some at random for a detailed check.

You can just be inventive at that stage. Tick away.

[QUOTE=“Apollo_Creed, post: 1035104, member: 2103”]Anyone know the craic with the CPD hours. I have fek all done this year because its my first year of this bulls**t money making racket and I was away for most of the year.
Can they check if you have your hours done? I think I’ll just tick I have them done and hope for the best.[/QUOTE]

You’re fucked. Turn yourself in now before it’s too late.

Make sure and take a note of time you spend on here. An awful lot of threads on here would count towards CPD.

+1. Chartered Accountants have to be seen to be whiter than white. The fact @Apollo_Creed has even harboured these thoughts is a concern for the profession.

I think you are obliged by your professional code to report Apollo Creed to the disciplinary body.

No doubt one of the big 4 rats will do it.

Well in fairness if this Apollo Creed chap is allowed evade his CPD obligations in such a cavalier fashion then everyone’s PI cover will go through the roof.