No mTe. Iām with the hairdresser. You seem deeply creepy btw
You made her up didnt you.
Yes mate
The Flatty gap?
@flattythepillowbiter
Going after a mans wife, unseemly carry on.
Pretending to be drunk on an internet forum through the deliberate use of misspelling, too much water gone into those ears.
@Hooch?
5% lager mate. Weakest available here. I donāt like it. 5 pints last night bleh.
That lad welcomes the second home owners and local ethnic cleansing though, the cunt.
Having a bad morning Flatty?
Sorry Flatty. Just saw your other post.
Ah Iām not, I was half joking, but I cannot stop thinking about the other thing for too long. Thereās no words for it. 11 years old.
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Muldoonigans
Isnāt that where you proposed after drinking 10 pints of Guinness?
No, but I have been kicked out after a roughly similar amount.
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A jumped up fly-by-night publican had the audacity to ask you to leaveā¦ā¦
Did this guy realise whom he was dealing with? Did you write a caustic review?
What happened, you didnāt buy a round for the strangers in the corner?
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