FAO Tassotti

Did you ever get backed up due to the bulletproof?

I drink a lot of black coffee and some days if I am out on the road and don’t get to a jacks I get backed up alright, according to my research it’s the coffee that does it by drawing the liquid out of your intestine and colon, Making your shite too hard to pass out of you, you’d have to be drinking a savage amount of coffee though, which I do, bullet proof coffee alone should not cause it as the coconut oil should keep things moving. A tablespoon of cod liver or olive oil should sort you right out good and proper I have discovered. Further advice is available in the constipation thread

lol

What?

2 tablespoons of baking soda in a glass of water and you will be right as rain

What if weezer are playing on the radio ? That would clog me right back up.

If you pulled your thumb out of your arse it might help pal.

You shouldn’t be listening to the Ray D’Arcy show in the first place

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Or held his hat under his arse.

@Tassotti How close was this to happening to you back in the 90s?

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/03/23/12-years-a-rave-one-mans-harrowing-enslavement-to-dance-music/

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Charles must have been close enough to your home place today pal?

Things that are right thread buddy

@Tassotti

Are you the pint baby?

http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/Pint-Baby-please-step-forward-and-identify-yourself/390562.htm

no, I was 20 years old in 1997

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