Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
Er, I’ll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you
all try to guess what it is. Ahem: [makes some
unidentifiable noise]
Wiggum: It’s a pig!
Bart: It’s a cow, man.
Lisa: It’s a pony.
Krusty: No, it’s a goat. You know, one of them lady goats.
Selma: There are no lady goats: a lady goat is a sheep.
Hibbert: I believe she’s right.
Otto: You’re crazy.
McAllister: Arr, what’s it to you?
Otto: What’s it to me?
[everyone starts arguing]
Marge: Stop it! Stop it! Can’t you see this barnyard noise
guessing game is tearing us apart?
[Ned still sings “Que Sera, Sera” outside]
Say, Moe, was it a duck?
[everyone argues again]
Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can’t take this any
more. I can’t let that brave man out there die alone. I’m
surprised and disgusted by all of you – especially his
children. I’m going out there!
[goes out, slams door behind him]
[pops his head back in] It was a baby ox.
Moe: He’s right, you know.
Skinner: [surprised] About the ox?
Moe: About everything, dammit. Hey Homer, wait up. I want to die
too.
Apu: If you are going, I am going.
Barney: Me too!
lisa has seen the school abbatoir video-by troy mcclure of course.
she decides to be a vegetarian ,tells homer who decides he wont eat pork,but will still eat bacon ,sausages,rashers etc etc…
she says it comes from the same animal.
homer says in mock serious voice “yes lisa,a magical animal”.