[quote=“manusboyle”]Hipster jeans on fat birds,what is that all about?
Just seen one on my way to work,blubber hanging over the edges and the old eye patch showing at the back,minging cow.[/quote]
The Muffin Top, An expression used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.
You’re fucking right, I’ve seen it in here myself, even auld birds are turning up with these wellies, crazy shit.
[quote=“Rubber Johnny”]Them ‘fashionable’ flowery wellies or proper farming-esque wellies?
Actually, Im not sure which is worse.[/quote]
These ‘hip’ and ‘fashionable’ ones with little designs on them. Like you say, some have flowers on them. One of the ones I saw yesterday had glittery stars on them. Truly ridiculous and a new low for women.
Up there with the Uggs, fucking horrible yokes.
Worse than any welly, I cant understand them fuckin yokes. Their actually a turn off, and it takes a lot to turn me off.
As was said early its ok for them to wear them to concerts. But wearing them to work is just plain silly.
Don’t know about ye but I hate women wearing suits. Absolutely disgusting.
[quote=“Gaillimharais”]As was said early its ok for them to wear them to concerts. But wearing them to work is just plain silly.
Don’t know about ye but I hate women wearing suits. Absolutely disgusting.[/quote]
Gillian Anderson aka Scully in the X-Files. I’ve no complaints about her wearing them.
bird works with me often wears a suit, with a waistcoat and a loosley opened tie.
She is only 25 and thinks shes foookin gorgeaous, and shes not a lesser she has a boyf.
i called her KD Lang one day and she threatened me with HR
That’s gas.
True story? How did it end up?
[quote=“Bandage”]That’s gas.
True story? How did it end up?[/quote]
Basically I said it to her one morning having coffee in front of a few others, being an asshole basically because I hate her and so do a lot of other people in the office.
She emailed me when we got back to the desks saying she was going to take it further (I think she had to google KD Lang to get the joke!!! I shit you not) and would speak to HR about it as it was clear bullying.
I went to our boss and explained the situation, he told me I was a fookin eejit. I apologised to her, he brought her out for lunch and explained a few facts of life to her I think, basically nobody likes a telly tale, and no more was ever said thank fook
[quote=“Bandage”]That’s gas.
True story? How did it end up?[/quote]
He rode her in the safe
Quality Mac.
Ha ha not this fookin savage no
Good tight marking by you mac all the same! http://www.thefreekick.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Have noticed this a bit recently but I am not sure if it is exclusively a female thing.
Runner type shoes with no laces.
I mean there are holes there and everything for laces but there are no laces in the shoe.
Imagine going home, taking the laces out of your runners and wearing them out.
The most ridulous looking yolks I have ever seen.
maybe they were arrested the night before and they were taken out for their own safety farmer…
agree with all that lads. good calls the lot.
working here in the ‘City’ im delighted to report that alot of the power hungry bitches are wearing fitted skirts to work. nice little fitted shirt and heels tops off the combo. fitted skirts should be official uniform for any half decent looking young one that enters an office.
fake tan i hate with a passion. some birds go round with streaks on them from night before and its just fucking wrong. white wrists but orange arms. why the fuck do women do it. surely they must know that every sane man finds the shit absolutely repulsive to smell, look at and touch. could they not just go on sun beds or even go for a holiday every few months. pale isnt that bad either
Fucking love the office look. Fitted blouse, fitted skirts and heels.
Simple but very effective.
Couple of new birds started in my place recently, both with savage bodies and they know how to dress around the office - skirts painted onto their hoops and a tidy blouse or a tight top accentuating the boobie area. After a week a few of the other birds who’d entered the comfort zone and stopped putting in the effort realised they were being shown up and responded with their own new wardrobe. Women are idiots, but every office needs a decent one to join every couple of months to freshen things up.
By God. This was an interesting thread…
