Feuds

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That reminds me of a poem…

A puppy called puberty,

It was like keeping a puppy in your underpants
A secret puppy you weren’t allowed to show to anyone
Not even your best friend or your worst enemy

You wanted to pat him, stroke him, cuddle him
All the time you weren’t supposed to touch him.

He only slept for five minutes at a time
Then he’d suddenly perk up his head
In the middle of school medical inspection
And always on bus rides.

So you had to climb down from the upper deck
All bent double to smuggle the puppy off the bus
Without the buxon conductress spotting
Your wicked and ticketless stowaway.

Jumping up, wet-nosed, eagerly wagging-
He only stopped being a nuisance
When you were alone together
Pretending to be doing your homework
But really gazing at each other
Through hot and laxy daydreams.

Of those beautiful schoolgirls on the bus
With kittens bouncing in their sweaters.

222

I will take Jugs’ abuse on the chin, I actually had a few revellers back in the gaff and was playing music on the lapper, but nonetheless drunken posting is pretty gay and fairly well wrong at 4 odd in the morning.

223

Rocko just fairly stuck it to KIB there in the Ireland v Georgia thread… this may be about to explode big time.

224

Carter and the Farmer at it again in the BOD and idiot of the year voting thread.

Great stuff.

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[quote=“Gaillimharais”]Carter and the Farmer at it again in the BOD and idiot of the year voting thread.

Great stuff.[/quote]

It’s brightened up my dull lunch hour at least.

226

And mine :smiley:

227

Yeah right Carter.

You were crying into one of the four shirts you were wearing with the collars turned up.

228

Spilt over into its 3rd thread, this is epic stuff.

229

HBV* and Flano have been throwing plenty of digs at one another recently too.

Doubt it’ll ever reach the epic proportions of Carter and the Farmer though.

230

I am kind of tied up for the rest of the week with work and shit Farmer so cant continue the feud for the time being as I wont be posting.

If you concentrated on work a little harder Mon-Fri, like I do, besides stalking me on here you

  • might not have your boss/supervisor looking over your shoulder every day
  • might not be stuck in the office slaving on a Sunday.

My diary is freed up early next week if you want to drop me a line after a few days of festering.

231

In the midst of the IOTY competition there’s 2 interesting feuds developing between HBV & Flano and MBB and Shermin. Doubt they’ll last too long though.

232

Ah I dunno, can it really be a feud when he refuses to engage you?

233

Maybe thats his way of engaging with you?

234

Difficult to say, he has yet to show any signs or random brain activity.

235

Some serious bullying of Shermin by MBB all around the forum.

236

All he has to do is answer the question? Its a forum, couldnt be that hard?

237

I can’t believe that Shermin finally gave in and provided you with an explanation, it was funny watching you follow him around every thread demanding it.

238

Nice fun while it lasted! :slight_smile:

239

Ben is a good friend of Flano. You MBB are a cunt, Ben will have you murdered.

240

I never gave in, I had already given him an explaination in a thread earlier on in the forum.