FIFA World Cup 2010 - Group Stage

Hmmm, very strange. Extra options appear on my laptop but not on my desktop.

And on my laptop it wonā€™t connect to the stream.

Only a matter of time before the Dutch score here.

What a break-away there from our boys, nearly resulting in a goal. A reminder to the Dutch of what weā€™re capable of.

Jaysus but the Dutch are creaky at the back. Two decent chances for Dunphs boys there.

Also incredibly disappointing to see the Danish move away from those classic Hummel kits.

Ah there is some lovely camera work in soccer city today.

The Dutch not up to much so far with out Robbenā€¦ Denmark have exposed them on their 2 or 3 breaks.

I wonder how long the Dutch can keep this at 0-0ā€¦

van persieā€™s has the touch of a rapist so far

That was a real leg breaker by De Jong. Should have gone without question.

The Torres or the Danny Foley type?

Poulsen you tard.

Speaking of rapists, the Danish lad was grinning like one there after he scored the OG

Terrible from Poulsen and Sorenson hasnā€™t a fucking clue what heā€™s at either.

RVP is miles off the pace, shocking first touch there

This isnā€™t over yet.

Shocking indecisiveness from Van Persie. Pull the trigger you tard.

I notice that a lot of players are wearing Clonlara coloured Adidad boots in the WCā€¦I must get my hands on a pair of theseā€¦

Christ on a bike, if it wasnā€™t bad enough with Rommedahl and Jorgenson, Jesper Gronkjar is about to enter the game

Van Persie needs to show the same type of decisiveness in front of goal that he did when he raped that girl. Donā€™t stop to think, forget about the first touch, just stick it in.

Van-Per-sie
When the girl says no
Molest her