The Heroes of Telemark (1.05pm, BBC Two)
With Kirk Douglas having just turned 100, here’s a chance to celebrate ol’ dimple-chin with this war movie from 1965 co-starring Richard Harris, about Resistance fighters on a mission to stop the Nazis developing a nuclear weapon.
I’m.not. It was the claddagh palace don’t forget. May have been a rerun. Would have been late seventies. I was too young to see a lad getting kicked off a cable-car most likely.