Flattythehurdler for a song

Things
1

Are you happy now? roar and ball to your hearts content in here

2

No. My muse is gone. I’ve run out of opium. And hookers.

3

Do you know ‘Horses and Plough’ by Pj Murrihy @flattythehurdler ?

I’ll help you with it

4

First verse and chorus will do

5

I’ve been fucked out of a thread
By a fat accountant and a roaster
It’s lunchtime and I’m starving
I’m off to use the toaster

6

Flatty give us a few bars of Dirty Old Town. I hear you sing that one lovely you Manc fuck.

7

It’s about Salford. I don’t live in Salford. Manyoo live in Salford.
The song has a point.
Salford is absolute shithole.

I’m gonna maaaake
Me a big sharp axe.
Shining steeeeeeel
Tempered in the fire.
And cut you down
Like an oul dead tree.
Dirty oul town,
Dirty oul town.

8

Now you’ve made me tearful.