What is it about slaphead Birkenhead footix? Very quick to anger
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What a gee bag … I’d say he had all kinds of financial windfalls planned for the final… The top red in town 
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He’s like Dublin Football in Leinster
Holy fucking footix madness. Here’s Steve Sidwell’s opinion from a year ago…
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Reading that in the 1st place is madness, but reading it and having it gnaw away at you for the last year is batshit crazy
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His red-tinted vision is on another level entirely
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Chris Waddle’s prediction from last August is up on the e-wall of the Ratoath Inn since.
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Where did they find half those cunts 
Stevie fucking Sidwell
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He’ll certainly be pivoting to that now but we all know the truth…
Was Steve the anonymous/private footballer?
Dave Kitson the manic depressive was The Secret Footballer
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Good column to be fair - essential for a footix such as myself in that day
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The Irish Indo used to have a GAA version of that on a Sunday back around 2012/13. Think it was Ciarán Lenihan the former Meath footballer.
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I mentioned years back I was working with a chap who had a gift for malapropisms. He was great office entertainment in fairness, as you never knew what the fuck he was on about. But one thing he loved was reading “Lawro’s predictions” for the EPL weekend action & matching up against him. He’d be over to the desk on a Friday afternoon…”Lawro thinks Villa will get a draw at Anfield”. He was around 53 at the time.
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You’d have to think that with his laid back demeanor, his love for LFC, the developments in medical technology and the comfortable salary of a chartered accountant, that there is every chance that that man is still alive today.
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