You’re way off with that.
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Stop you bad bastard
There’s a time and a place for shorts.
The time and place is not an Irish pub at 10pm.
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You’re factually incorrect.
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Are we talking regular shorts or the three quarter length style?
The 3/4 length shorts were a low point of the early 2000s.
Any lad still rocking those needs a root and branch fashion reworking.
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You will stretch the jumper out by tying it.
I’d prefer he carried it but he’s a man with a lot on and won’t use a bag I suspect.
Or flip flops
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I might wear tracksuit bottoms to the pub tonight. It’s that kind of place
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Or sunglasses on the head.
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Skinny jeans, sweatshirt, tackies and the job is oxo.
A cagoule is optional depending on the weather.
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I loved that. Sunglasses on the head at night in a pub. Could you not leave them in the car if you were out and about beforehand… twats.
You’ll not go far wrong in a cagoule.
What @TheUlteriorMotive is trying to say is its the weather for Gant shorts, docksiders, stripey Tommy hilfinger shirt, and cricket or rugby jersey (preferably the rock, failing that Leinster or, at worst, lions) draped round the shoulders.
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I’m gonna be walking to the boozer later. Acquiesce blasting through the AirPods. Sporting this.
Just a shame the bucket hat didn’t arrive.
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Nothing worse than feeling the piss bounce back off the urinal onto the bottom half of your legs.
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And you not even pissing.
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with every little post you’re revealing yourself to be one of these knobheads
The missus let you out in your gimp suit?