Fruits

What is your favourite fruit?

I would have to say black grapes.

Pineapple

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@Tassotti is my favourite fruit.

Strawberries

The fruits of victory?

[QUOTE=“Nembo Kid, post: 1159901, member: 2514”]What is your favourite fruit?

I would have to say black grapes.[/QUOTE]
It’s great when you’re straight, yeah.

Cabbage

I love an auld Banana myself, God’s Mars bar

Mandarin oranges.

A nice orange

Raspberries or bananas.

Can’t beat a Charles Ross apple.

A while back after stupidly listening to some idiot in work about the banana bring a super fruit??? I decided to introduce it into my diet and started eating one every morning, fucking horrendous! After about 4 days I was backed up and full up like a forty foot truck.

Anyway remembering the old apple a day advice I swapped the banana for an apple…amazing results.
I now eat an apple and a half a grapefruit every morning. System works fine and flushes out to perfection.

When I go to a music festival I gobble a good few Imodium on the Friday morning. Normally eat fuck all at the festival but ensure there are no scuts and no toilet needed til at least the Wednesday after when I’d normally destroy the jacks in work.

Next festival I’ll just eat a few bananas the few days before.

Apples or bananas. I can’t choose.

Bit of a controversial one here, and I may be guilty of being a tad reactionary, but I’m going for the date fruit.

Since incorporating dates into my morning bullet, my energy levels have been through the roof. Not only are they highly beneficial to my daily productivity levels, they taste delicious. Although on the expensive side, compared to your more traditional fruits (such as the apple or plum), dates will outscore their counterparts in the nutritional and taste departments all day long.

Anyone going about their business without dates in their diet, is effectively operating at about 70% of their full capacity.

[QUOTE=“Chucks Nwoko, post: 1160181, member: 2812”]Bit of a controversial one here, and I may be guilty of being a tad reactionary, but I’m going for the date fruit.

Since incorporating dates into my morning bullet, my energy levels have been through the roof. Not only are they highly beneficial to my daily productivity levels, they taste delicious. Although on the expensive side, compared to your more traditional fruits (such as the apple or plum), dates will outscore their counterparts in the nutritional and taste departments all day long.

Anyone going about their business without dates in their diet, is effectively operating at about 70% of their full capacity.[/QUOTE]
Dates are 165% fucking sugar. You may as well drink a 2 liter bottle of Coca Cola.

I often do.

I’ve an apple and banana in the car on the way to work each morning. Pink Lady apples or Gala, either/or. Bananas fantastic when training. No back up issues with them

[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 1160162, member: 1785”]A while back after stupidly listening to some idiot in work about the banana bring a super fruit??? I decided to introduce it into my diet and started eating one every morning, fucking horrendous! After about 4 days I was backed up and full up like a forty foot truck.

Anyway remembering the old apple a day advice I swapped the banana for an apple…amazing results.
I now eat an apple and a half a grapefruit every morning. System works fine and flushes out to perfection.

When I go to a music festival I gobble a good few Imodium on the Friday morning. Normally eat fuck all at the festival but ensure there are no scuts and no toilet needed til at least the Wednesday after when I’d normally destroy the jacks in work.

Next festival I’ll just eat a few bananas the few days before.[/QUOTE]
We hardly needed to know about bananas stuffing up your bowel to know you’re full of shit, mate.

The Pink Lady apple is probably my all around favourite, but I’m also very partial to nectarines and plums.