Fruits

sorry mate, I didnā€™t like what was been said about your accomdation, I wanted to defend you

lovely juicy bit of watermelon here, there is a savage warm breeze here tonight, it would really remind you of summer

Had a bunch of (four) bananas in one hand and a take-away coffee and my apartment keys in my other one while trying to open my front door there. Net result was a coffee spillage all over my custom-made suit with my shirt and tie getting soaked too. I would have been angry and distraught if that happened this time last year but thanks to my meditation routine I was able to laugh at the good of it all while humming The Lonesome Boatman (Furey Brothers version). Now Iā€™m sitting in my underpants eating a banana.

Picked all these this evening. Plum heaven. What to do?!

Jam?
Ice cream?
Wine?

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NutriBullet Porn.

Iā€™ve already made jam, plum juice and plum, pineapple and banana smoothies with two similar previous saucepans full of them.

Freshly made apple or plum juice sends a scary amount of energy coursing through your body when youā€™re a smoker.

Clean the kitchen before you took the photo did you?

Can see your fat head in the window reflection btw.

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No mate, thatā€™s a tree.

You had a good crop. After a bumper crop last year we didnt have much this year.

Apple crop at home was very poor this year too.

The tomatoes have let me down in a big way this year. I think I let them down more though, to be fair.

I ate and enjoyed a peach yesterday. It must have been over 10 years since I last dabbled in peaches. I wonā€™t leave it so long next time.