Fuckety fuckety fuck

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[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 1126734, member: 1170”]Crisis averted
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:eek:

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[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 1126734, member: 1170”]Crisis averted
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christ, no wonder you cant get anyone over for a sleep over if thats the food on offer

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How’s Mob’s mini market trading?

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Cheese related product. I thought easy singles were off the market for health reasons. :-).

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Is it cheese or some form of burger? It sounds like one of the most horrible things mankind ever created.

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Well you wouldn’t frequent the deli counter should one exist.

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Yeah, but he was a shit player and a cry baby and got the head pucked off him by Gary Breen’s mate.

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Accepted. Apologies on my part for being a wanker.

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Mods can you dungeon this thread cos it’s going horribly wrong for Flatty.

First the Mrs Marple moment with the missing cheese sandwiches, then the David Brent in Lycra meeting with a gang of lads ateing all day breakfast and then happy days with lunch back on the menu after a stop off in MOB’s…

I think I’d rather ate dinner with Mac…

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Enjoy your vegetable fat sandwiches mate. I expect you’ll be logging into the constipation thread before the end of the day.

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dungeon this thread before health guru tassotti reads it

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Excellent wordplay. Wildean even. :clap:

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[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 1126782, member: 1785”]Mods can you dungeon this thread cos it’s going horribly wrong for Flatty.

First the Mrs Marple moment with the missing cheese sandwiches, then the David Brent in Lycra meeting with a gang of lads ateing all day breakfast and then happy days with lunch back on the menu after a stop off in MOB’s…

I think I’d rather ate dinner with Mac…[/QUOTE]

You’re welcome to join me for dinner any time mate

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:eek:

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Washed down with cheese and onion crisps and a topical tin of full fat coke.
The clarity is unrale.

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[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 1126798, member: 1170”]Washed down with cheese and onion crisps and a topical tin of full fat coke.
The clarity is unrale.[/QUOTE]

a topical tin?

huh?

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you are a wanker but in this instance thats forgivable as youre also a ballsy type making things happen and as a bonus and high in priority for me you are probably on a list compiled by lefties and those in the RA who want to steal your money and give it to wasters/layabouts/the poor/the downtrodden/the lazy/the useless.
your a fucking hero actually

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@flattythehurdler :clap::clap::clap:

I won’t say our circumstances were the same but I posted here the other day that I ended up eating an out of date pot noodle, with two coffee stirrers as chop sticks, for my lunch on Sunday. Great days :clap: The will to succeed and the determination to eat another human if you had to is what seperates us winners from the herd. I’d murder any of you fuckers on here and ate you raw if it was a matter of life and death.

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[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1126806, member: 168”]@flattythehurdler :clap::clap::clap:

I won’t say our circumstances were the same but I posted here the other day that I ended up eating an out of date pot noodle, with two coffee stirrers as chop sticks, for my lunch on Sunday. Great days :clap: The will to succeed and the determination to eat another human if you had to is what seperates us winners from the herd. I’d murder any of you fuckers on here and ate you raw if it was a matter of life and death.[/QUOTE]

Yep, cos murdering someone and eating them raw is the same as eating lard between dry bread :rolleyes: