Fuckety fuckety fuck

They eat the worst shit you can imagine over in England, a lot of them have terrible diets. Pretty big drinking culture as well if you came from the working class over there. A couple of nights in the week getting tanked up with a load of pints was the norm i found. To take a big sample of lads i used to work with as an example (I’d say they won’t reach 50 a lot of these guys i know).

Breakfast would be a bacon and egg butty as they call it or an egg mcmuffin from McDonalds on the way to work or something from Greggs in pastry form. Greggs FFS.
Lunch would be white bread sandwiches, always with one or more meats, no salad of course, obligatory packet of crisps with it.
Dinner then for the most parts they would eat kebabs or chips, something fast again. Same cunts would be drinking bottles of coke all day as well, eating chocolate bars and smoking fags. Really horrid stuff. I think one of them used to eat oven chips and chicken kievs.

The drive to do what is necessary in any given situation. I don’t expect you to understand you quisling cunt.

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1126812, member: 2269”]They eat the worst shit you can imagine over in England, a lot of them have terrible diets. Pretty big drinking culture as well if you came from the working class over there. A couple of nights in the week getting tanked up with a load of pints was the norm i found. To take a big sample of lads i used to work with as an example (I’d say they won’t reach 50 a lot of these guys i know).

Breakfast would be a bacon and egg butty as they call it or an egg mcmuffin from McDonalds on the way to work or something from Greggs in pastry form. Greggs FFS.
Lunch would be white bread sandwiches, always with one or more meats, no salad of course, obligatory packet of crisps with it.
Dinner then for the most parts they would eat kebabs or chips, something fast again. Same cunts would be drinking bottles of coke all day as well, eating chocolate bars and smoking fags. Really horrid stuff. I think one of them used to eat oven chips and chicken kievs.[/QUOTE]

You worked with the Dunph?

Well done on eating a gone off pot noodle mate. A story you’ll recount to your grandchildren in years to come I imagine

:smiley: I nearly spilt my rooibos tea all over my power salad reading through this thread at lunchtime

Is there a defib in your office @flattythehurdler ?

Don’t forget the stirrers ffs, it’s key to the story.

Fair play @flattythehurdler[/USER] . He eats what he wants, he eats what he waaaaaaaaaaants. He’s [USER=1170]@flattythehurdler… he eats what he wants. :clap::clap:

Heroic tale of overcoming against he odds. There will be a bidding war for the film rights. Christian Bale or Russell Crowe??

Christian all the way… A member of the rugby fraternity could never fully portray real suffering and an against all odds survival story.

Ardal O’Hanlon.

Rab C.

Mel C

I’m not going to see it then.

The knacker actor from Love/Hate?

Pot Noodle would be a great name for a snooker gameshow in China.

It has Denzel Washington written all over it @flattythehurdler - It’s not just the about the pot noodle episode, it’s everything leading up to it too. Some TFK members will play pivotal roles… I’m going for a title along the lines of ‘Boiling over’

If self appointed captains of industry and go getters can’t organise their own lunch, what hope have they got for trading forecasts or managing cash flow?

I think you’ll find he adapted and overcame. Winner.

This is why our species has flourished over other hominids.

@flattythehurdler did you just bring yesterday’s uneaten lunch in today?