Fulvio's Relationship Corner

Ok, guys.

Any relationship advice you need, please feel free to ask me here.

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Like asking a priest how to spice things up with the missus

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Get some incense for the the bedroom.

*No, Munster people, it’s not what you think it is.

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Was that supposed to be witty? Christ… :roll_eyes:

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How would you go about talking to a woman?

I didn’t think a failed pig could be an adjudicator of wit.

Before you open your mouth, you want to look the part.

Dress appropriately, know your audience, be polite and engaging.

The setting is key too.

Can you give me a bit more to go with here. Where will you be bumping into this woman?

Lay off the pornhub there for starters

It’s akin to asking Gary Glitter for advice about women.

Steady on. It’s in the early stages, no woman as such

Seducing a woman is a lot like a Tyrone All Ireland football final game plan

Start out fast, with lots of intensity and shouting, get overconfident and get hit with a sucker punch, back off and concede territory to avoid any more embarrassment and end up nude in a shower crying, surrounded by other men.

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You’re obsessed

Do you still think I was a Garda?! :laughing: Keep up sweaty hole

The emoji says you’re trying too hard.

Is it Savage Love?

Does whiskey go off after it’s been open for a bit?

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Under-rated post

@Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy , are there any differences between seducing an Italian lady and an Irish lady? Are there any differences between being in a relationship with an Italian and an Irish lady?

tenor (34)

I’ll tell you what would be great for you Fulvio, if you got a life-coaching qualification online.

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