Funeral etiquette

[ClarkeyCat]

@The Dunph

That incense is great stuff Clarkey, i used the find the fumes off it intoxicating during my own alter serving career. I’d be walking behind the priest waving it (the incense and not his cock) about the place and you could fall asleep with it…

Is there a name for it The Dunph?

[The_Dunph]

@ClarkeyCat

Is there a name for it The Dunph?

We used to just call it “mass incense” Clarkey. I somehow got the word mixed up with “incest” when i was younger. “Will i get the incest father?”.

[Fran]

@ClarkeyCat

Is there a name for it The Dunph?

It’s called incense, Clarkey. That’s it’s name

[Watchyourtoes]

@The Dunph

We used to just call it “mass incense” Clarkey. I somehow got the word mixed up with “incest” when i was younger. “Will i get the incest father?”.

:lol:

[KinvarasPassion]

A family row broke out in a mortuary in Gort a few years ago. The corpse left one hell of a cuntish will after him by all accounts!

Left the family home to one of his drinking buddies! :lol:

[Shantaram]

What are the views on cremation on this thread?

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

[Fran]

@Shantaram

What are the views on cremation on this thread?

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

I was at a cremation once. Very very strange atmosphere. The coffin, which has been sitting on the alter for the ceremony as per usual, is lowered through a trap door or some sort and just disappears. Didn’t really know what to be doing with myself after that happened.

[Rintintin]

@Fran

I was at a cremation once. Very very strange atmosphere. The coffin, which has been sitting on the alter for the ceremony as per usual, is lowered through a trap door or some sort and just disappears. Didn’t really know what to be doing with myself after that happened.

The strange thing is that they aren’t even cremated then , they have to wait until there are a few corpses together before they fire up the burners as it is too expensive to do it for one. So the body could be lying around for a week or so after the ceromony.

[KinvarasPassion]

@Rintintin

The strange thing is that they aren’t even cremated then , they have to wait until there are a few corpses together before they fire up the burners as it is too expensive to do it for one. So the body could be lying around for a week or so after the ceromony.

:o

For real?

How fcuking expensive can it be to torch someone? :blink:

[Rudi]

I’m usually such a composed and placid individual in public situations but when it comes to funerals I am a bumbling wreck. I thanked a neighbour for coming to visit her husband’s corpse last night. A real low point for me. Had to go out and get myself pissed after that mishap. :ph34r:

[anon95599269]

@Il Bomber Destro

I’m usually such a composed and placid individual in public situations but when it comes to funerals I am a bumbling wreck. I thanked a neighbour for coming to visit her husband’s corpse last night. A real low point for me. Had to go out and get myself pissed after that mishap. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Piles_Hussain]

@Il Bomber Destro

I’m usually such a composed and placid individual in public situations but when it comes to funerals I am a bumbling wreck. I thanked a neighbour for coming to visit her husband’s corpse last night. A real low point for me. Had to go out and get myself pissed after that mishap. :ph34r:

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

[theLockes]

@Piles Hussain

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

You have great auld chats with people at funerals. I had great bit of banter with Piles’ dad at the last wake I was at. We concluded, rightly of course, that a particular woman living in Callan is the greatest cunt to ever grace Gods earth.

Piles’ auld bouy…

[turfcutter]

Urban funerals are much duller affairs than rural funerals, jeasus a local funeral is three days drinking at least and these is always the chance of a dispute over land which goes to blows rather than court

[anon95599269]

@turfcutter

Urban funerals are much duller affairs than rural funerals, jeasus a local funeral is three days drinking at least and these is always the chance of a dispute over land which goes to blows rather than court

yes- muldoons are vile creatures- if travellors behaved in the way described above muldoons would be outraged

[turfcutter]

Lads whats the story with funeral etiquette across the water, how long after death will the funeral be held, this is a seroious matter as mrs turfcutters aunt passed away and a large estate has to be devided not like the walking around money lads talk about here

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

@turfcutter

Lads whats the story with funeral etiquette across the water, how long after death will the funeral be held, this is a seroious matter as mrs turfcutters aunt passed away and a large estate has to be devided not like the walking around money lads talk about here

Can be anything up to a week in the UK before the wake and burial.

[turfcutter]

@chewy louie

Can be anything up to a week in the UK before the wake and burial.

fuck sake it will be christmas so

[fistoffury]

@chewy louie

Can be anything up to a week in the UK before the wake and burial.

depends on the circumstances of death, my uncles took 4 weeks.

[balbec]

@turfcutter

Lads whats the story with funeral etiquette across the water, how long after death will the funeral be held, this is a seroious matter as mrs turfcutters aunt passed away and a large estate has to be devided not like the walking around money lads talk about here

At least a week.