[quote=āturfcutter, post: 594867ā]
fuck sake it will be christmas so[/quote]
Did you ever see a hitch on a herse you ignorant cunt?
You canāt bring it with you.
Anyone know the reasoning why funerals are so long in taking place in England? My auntieās husband died a couple of years ago and I think it was two weeks before the funeral. I think I prefer our quicker method. Iāve a friend who died last night, funeral is on Wednesday morning. My second funeral in a couple of months. Getting to the age now. Itās not cool, but, sure itās inevitable, I suppose.
Has she kids tc? Even if ye were left something itād be 6 six months plus before you get anything
This Turfcutter cunt is always bragging about the money the wife has.
It depends where it is. There is generally a backlog due to volume of deaths. If you donāt die in hospital or its sudden, then you will have to wait for autopsy too.
Your corpse becomes a number that is processed thru the system. They then allocate you a time and date to put your corpse in a hole based on when the great British public service can get someone to fill out the paperwork and someone else to dig you a hole.
I was at one during the summer where they had to wait from dying on Friday until Tuesday after the queens jubilee when the cunts got back to their desk to be allocated a slot 3 weeks later. Family back to work waiting for funeral.
Horrendous, and then the funerals over there. This one was waked at home, no sign of the neighbours apart from a knock on the door to complain about someone parked on the road outside their house. Fuck up of a country to die in.
old age
THanks
I dont want to
no children 4 houses Highgate and Islington and an apartment somewhere I canāt remember
Thank you but i have money too
Yeah he only rode his way into it.
Iām a very attractive man you know
There was some other fella on here who was looking for help in trying to achieve this once, turfcutter just went and got shit done.
:lol:
I wouldnāt doubt it.
How else do you think he can afford to dine in all these fancy restaurants?
May I remind you all that this thread was set up for members to discuss funeral etiquette.
10 would be considered a big turnout for a funeral in England. If you actually have friends there may be a memorial service for you a few months later. I prefer the big turnout and pints over here. Even a pauper in Ireland would have more at a funeral than the average Englishman. The monthās mind is an ingenious invention over here too, for people who missed the funeral due to holidays or what not. We are traditionally a marvelous country for funerals.
We do the best funerals in the world.
Only been to the one in the UK - was a mateās wife who died quite young in her 30s last year so there was a decent enough crowd at it but nowhere near what youād get here. However there was drinks in a local pub after the services and the womanās friends were like fucking rabbits in heat afterwards. Pissed within 2 hours and mauling everything. There was a row as one of the girls followed a friendās husband into the toilets and proceeded to attempt to initiate fornication. It was great craic.
:lol: Brilliant-English women are such sluts.
It can get pretty annoying when in the Queue to express condolonces when some old fogie or old biddy in front of you cant express their condolonces swiftly. Have to hug, kiss, shake hands, have a big long chat about how the deceased died, how great the deceased was and catch up on what the chief mourners have been at since the last family funeral. Then the most deadly combo of all when you get a couple at this i.e. an old fogie or old biddy that are married or maybe a brother or sister. These type people can also cause mayhem and a traffic jam at the door of the church after a wedding too. There should nearly be bouncers of some variety employed to move such people along or eject them.
I have been known to just skip around these people if I donāt really know the person they are conversing with. Sometimes you are just left with no option.