Nothing whiney about a Cork accent you fucking baboon
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This also applies to cunts who fucked off to Murica and who come āhomeā to tell us all how shit our country is.
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They donāt even have chip and pin in the USA. Yet you can buy a gun with your milk and bread.
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A real man buys his gun in cash.
With big notes.
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by the peasantry, yes.
Are you in Cork?
Are you Michael Flatley?
It would be consistent with your political views, even though those views themselves are not consistent
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What are you attempting here, mushy brains?
Begorrah
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Yes mate, secure your residence.
Was that you that left the bag witha gift for the child and a bottle of wine on the front door step??? You left no name, we hadnt a clue who it wasā¦ Thanks a million.
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Yes mate, youāre welcome. Enjoy the best of Napa.
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Tweets from the grave
Fair play to you.
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Day Three. Did I mention the driving. Now I hasten to add Iām not driving myself but my poor driver is rattled to the core. Between the cunts up your hole on the motorway, lads pulling out in front of you, backing out in front of you, traffic lights that were programmed by utter simpletons, double parking, slow drivers, lads driving like it a rally, itās just endless.
Then thereās the parking garages, designed for convoys of dodgem cars, anyone ever consider a curved corner rather than a v shaped turn? The ultimate Cork weirdo must have designed that monstrosity in Merchants quay.
The pedestrians 
. Thereās a crosswalk 20 feet away but hoards of them just randomly charge across the road in front of you. I donāt think Iāve seen anyone waiting at a cross walk, I suppose that would be being mugged off in Ireland.
Itās like Italy, Mexico and Vietnam combined.
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Jesus Christ
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Whatās it called here mate?
Whatever you do donāt walk on that thing?