A bizarre segment on Graham Norton showing a selection of gay men crying at the news Katie Perry is pregnant.
The kids will miss out on a lot by being two weeks out of school
(no one will ever say again with a straight face)
#tommyrobinsonwasright
Youâd swear prince andrew was Pakistani
Poor old Tommy is a"sure God help us" case.
Isnât he?
Home circumcisions on a ten month old baby by a lad pretending to be a doctor.
He was out on bail and still performing the procedure. FFS.
Every cunt on bail for anything resembling a serious crime should be forced to wear an ankle monitor.
U got that right, weâre light years behind tn
A week in albufeira the end of October for a family of 5 âŹ1100
3 days in the Galway bay hotel the end of October âŹ1050
Where are you seeing this?!
Thatâs a great deal.
People who bring trollies of stuff to the self service checkouts
Self service checkouts are pretty wrong.
Place the item in the bagging area
I did.
Place the item in the bagging area.
For fuck sake.
Assistance required
Theyâre up there with cunts who seem surprised to find out that they have to pay for goods and spend ages fumbling in their bag for a card after theyâve packed everything.
I hope they die roaring
Happened in SuperValu Carrigaline 7.45 few days ago, then the BOI card wouldnât work,
Seriously think they thought I was shoplifting,called to women over,no joy - disgraced, after 3 of them banging/ pressing buttons, me sweating , turns out the shagging machine had problems, reset everything, start again
You nearly got away with it
Shamed of me life, make matters worse one item actually fell into one bag on the ground, so didnât look at all good
People who go to the supermarket in pairs. You make the queues longer and make getting around the aisles trickier too. Get in the fucking sea
Whereâs that first deal?