Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

This sick deranged animal only getting 11 years.

Gentleman landing from a flight has just “done a poo” in the immigration hall. We are talking a substantial poo too. It has been stepped on and transposed to several other spots. We have at least six active poo fragments/smears on the floor currently.

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Wtf?

Get off your hole and get a mop out ffs

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@Batigol is hiding in the Union room for the next hour and a half

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“Hello,is that Siptu.Someone took a shit in the arrivals hall,do we have to clean it up?”

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Non union agency staff to arrivals please…

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And bring a mop

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I’d say it’s really broke up the middle-aged Polish lady’s night to come out and clean it.

Where was the flight coming in from?

The lower intestines mate

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I was only asking as I had a pal who once shat himself in the arrivals hall as he had smuggled cannibis resin in both ends.
He managed to clear customs and waddle to the airport hotel where he emptied his underpants, and then his bowels into the shower.
He told me this story as he was smoking a joint and then offered me a drag, which I declined.

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Sofia

Unlikely then.

Christ your Bill Clinton.Now it makes sense.

Agus tu fein compadre, takes one to know one​:+1::+1: hug’s on the way honey

Two of the meat factories that produced the Covid clusters are still open.

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:grin::grin::grin:

Evil pubs!

Our health minister reckons they probably, should, maybe, close on Monday if possible

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