Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

Itā€™s a desperate measure. Iā€™d say Dublin Airport will be shut down soon.

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@Tassotti

Been in at Manchester for years.
I think itā€™s four quid.

Last year, almost a third of people (32%) used private cars to access the airport. A further 32% of passengers made their journey to Dublin Airport by bus, while 21% took a taxi.

I hate statements like that where the percentages donā€™t add up. I mean how do the other 15% get there?

By plane

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I was waiting patiently for that one. It didnā€™t take longā€¦

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Sorry mate

Eoin Morganā€™s finger :face_vomiting:

Heā€™s one hardy boy.

Crazy idea

Meh, pop it and go in corner forward

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Iā€™ve done it. Looks worse on telly :face_vomiting:

Iā€™m currently watching a wedding live stream on Zoom that I was invited to.

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It is par for the course in pretty much every english airport

Do you have to send an envelope? Or bitcoin?

Not sure about that bit yet. To be fair itā€™s a wedding in Canada of an old college buddy.

I cut the tip of my index finger peeling a spud last night. Turns out itā€™s my scrolling finger and one of my fingers for making things bigger and smaller and I canā€™t do any of those things with a plaster on. I took off the plaster and a couple of minutes later the wound opened again and there was blood everywhere

EMERGENCY DEPT

Youā€™re having a nightmare 24hrs but it happens. Re: your cut fingerā€¦ Sore and awkward.
You should initially have held your finger straight up in the air above your head for as long as you could (10/15 mins). The bleeding would have stopped and the cut partly sealed.
Your heart allegedly wonā€™t pump blood higher than your brain.
You could then have applied a nice tidy bandage but itā€™s all a bit late now Iā€™m afraid.
I wonā€™t comment beyond this but youā€™ll know the next time. Have a good dayā€¦

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RTE radio have a show called drivetime

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Lovely knowledge. :+1: