Youâre a projector, Fanta Pants.
Youâre doing all the projecting here Jason. Tell us again why you donât like having sex with women. 
Because Iâm asexual. I donât have sexual desires.
Why do you want to travel the world noncing up young kids?
Asexual
Are you on the run from Northern Ireland because you are a nonce?
I runs from nobody.
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No Iâm asexual
A sexual�
a) Deviant
b) dynamo
c) disease
Asexual.
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Cliona Hagan X 2
A lovely girl.
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Ah shut up.
Several things about my 17-minute commute have been annoying me lately.
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When youâre strolling at a brisk pace on a path or pedestrian area, minding your own business and some gimp cycles right up behind you and starts ringing the bell as if to say âmove out of the wayâ. Fuck off into the cycle lane or the road.
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When youâre waiting by the traffic lights at a pedestrian crossing along with several others either side of and directly behind the poll, and some gimp barges into the mix and shoves his/her way past people to press the button and then continues to pound it every few seconds. As if none of the 8 or 9 of us already waiting for the âgreen manâ had thought of pushing the button.
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When youâre walking in a heavily populated area with people passing each side and little room, and some gimp whoâs walking along in front of you just abruptly stops and does nothing. Literally stops stone dead, doesnât budge for ages and fails to acknowledge theyâre causing a hold up. Move out of the way to fuck.
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When a group are walking towards you and theyâre all fanned out across the entire path, and some gimp on the edge tries to force you into the cycle lane or road. Paths should allow for 2-way traffic and if youâre in a big group one of you should fall behind to allow people pass going in the other direction. Iâm too cranky these days to budge on this so Iâm walking along like Richard Ashcroft in the Bitter Sweet Symphony video if anyone tries this.
Thank you for your time.
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This does my fucking head in. It betrays such a lack of self awareness. I once had a lady stop dead at the top of an escalator in Stephenâs Green SC. Literally stepped off the escalator and started staring around with a big open gob. I politely said excuse me as I was approaching the top of the escalator but no movement so I had to gently push her forward as I reached the top. She wheeled around all indignant and asked me who I thought I was to which I answered âthe escalator doesnât stop you fucking idiotâ before strolling off like a big man, delighted with myself.
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The âeh lads you are not in The Monkeesâ moment.
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The path under the bridge on Barrow St is a nightmare for this