Further Things That Are Wrong


#681

why would you not just say, I have no interest, please don’t call me back? Instead of I’ll put it on file for future reference.


#682

thinly veiled, I’ve done this loads of times


#683

Because the cunts don’t take no for answer. I’ve hung up on more than a few mid sentence.


#684

That’s more acceptable than telling them to give you a bell back and then getting upset when they give you a bell back.


#685

He said he tells them not to call back but they do anyway


#686

yeah but he gives them an out… It’s a cowards way of saying no.

Just say no without the put it on file. For fuck sake it isn’t hard


#687

Wasting the poor sales fellas time


#688

Is this lad actually a salesman or just a lead-generator, someone who’s only job is to get a number on file so some salesman can call back at a future date?


#689

Greg Weinstein: I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don’t want you to yell, “Reco!” anymore. Know what you should yell? “Timber!” Yeah, Mr. Fuckin’ wood. I hear you fuckin’ makin’ your calls. It’s bullshit, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don’t you just hang up? You should get them excited. You know, excited? They should beg for a broker on the first call.

Jim Young: [to the new recruits] And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can’t. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that’s it, I’m done.

Fuck it boiler room was a great flick.


#690

just use the four magic letters. G.D.P.R

filing the phone number for future use counts as processing data

that’ll fuck them right off.

https://callcentresoftware.co.uk/blog/2017/november/can-companies-still-cold-call-under-the-gdpr/


#691

As stated previously, he/she is an advertising salesperson.


#692

Do you have trouble reading?


#693

That’s why they phrase it as “is it ok if I just send you a quick email with the details”

To get them off the phone you say yes, they add you to the database as having consented to receiving emails


#694

no wonder paddy can’t shake off the cowboy reputation in the UK when you have the likes of @croppy_boy pulling strokes


#695

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#696

People that schedules meeting for 5pm :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:


#697

haven’t learned how to use the “decline meeting” button on outlook?


#698

Can’t be declining all of them!


#699

oh but you can.

no meetings between before 10am and after 4.30pm


#700

Amateur hour. He’ll learn.