GAA Clichés and Dublin Legends

Rolls Royce of a [insert code]

I’ve been known to use it myself from time to time

Years ago we were doing a bit of business with Toyota. We got a memo telling us to give them the Rolls Royce treatment.

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Were you working for Rolls Royce at the time?

I wasn’t.

Galway?

Cliche: Using a bank holiday weekend as an excuse for poor attendances.

I can recall when Dublin v Meath attracted 82k and 78k on bank holiday weekends and Limerick and Clare packing out Thurles on a bank holiday weekend and Clare and Tipp packing out Pairc Ui Chaoimh on a bank holiday weekend and the All-Ireland football quarter-finals being scheduled for a bank holiday weekend because a bank holiday weekend would maximise attendances.

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Dead rubber

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Gaelic football is shit to watch these days.

You won’t see that in soccer or rugby.

Kerry underperforming and generally underwhelming in earlier rounds causing people to doubt their credentials and before you know it they are in the All Ireland final.

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Just the way the cute fuckers want it.

Hoores

Live coverage of GAA on a summer Sunday being immediately followed by a James Bond film.

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Embracing the grind

Like clockwork.

True

The Kerrys and Dublins of this world

This guy fucks

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‘From when we first met this year we set out our stalls early’

“Player X had too much time there” as the miss an easy chance.