GAA Mavericks

Bit of a peculiar quote from the wife. Fair touch of paganism with the nature and God references.

Shur what harm

None what so ever, just curious insight

Dunno if it’s been mentioned yet but the original GAA maverick was Kerry’s Mick o Connell, dissapeared a time or 2 with Sam , told no one just fecked off, he wasn’t into speeches and press etc , he legged it back to Valentina island

He’s a spiky fucker

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Genius in his day though, I holiday near him, and my close friend introduced me , he was fine , think he’s just a quiet unassuming man

Positive news story, good to hear of his improvement

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Is he going in goals?

Irony not lost that Lazarus posts it. Incredible recovery, must all be thrilled

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“Once I was hurling down in Ballinasloe against Galway in the league and marking Joe Cooney. It was snowing. I was shivering with the cold and he had his sleeves rolled up. He went to a ball one time and I was coming flying and he just bent over and turned his arse and I cracked three of my ribs off his arse. The worst one I remember was hurling with the club and we were playing Glynn-Barntown in New Ross and I was after having a flu or a bit of a cold, so I wasn’t in great form. The boys decided to pick me midfield. Three quarters of the way through the game Willie Carley - he played football for Wexford - got the ball. Willie was a big hardy fucker now . He went on a solo run down the field. I saw him coming and said I am not going to be able to run after this fella so I went for him, I went with a half-hearted effort with my eyes kind of closed and he hit me, I’d say I turned head over heels five times before I stopped. He absolutely flattened me. And the referee gave me a free! It shook every bone in my body. Back then it was different, you didn’t let on you were hurt if you could breathe at all. It’s the one thing that really bugs me now about the present day hurling is this cynical hurling where a lad gets a bit of a flick and he rolls around and takes off his helmet and tries to get the fella booked or sent off. I just can’t bear that in hurling and that is coming in. And this tugging at lads off the ball. You have a good skilful player and you keep at him and at him and next thing the ref comes down and books the two of them. They talk of pulling down a forward going for goal. I would prefer something done about that. This hitting him in the back with the hurl when the play is down the far end of the field, jabbing at him the whole time. I personally believe if a fella is allowed do that you should be allowed turn and pull across him. That’s what I think should happen. I know you couldn’t do that. But I do believe if a fella is driving the handle of the hurl into me I feel I should be allowed turn and pull across him. And fuck him. That’s what would have happened years ago. He’d be laid down on the ground and he wouldn’t do it any more."

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A gifted stickman

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Dr. Diarmuid Couch @onthecouchandoffit@gmail.com
to dfarrell@dublingaa.ie

Dublin Football Team End Of Year Squad Self-Evaluation Report 2022:

All panel members have completed this questionnaire.

Results:

Hardest working player: Mick Fitzsimons

Most inspirational player: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most helpful to other players: Mick Fitzsimons

Easiest player to get on with: Mick Fitzsimons

Best craic on a night out: Mick Fitzsimons

Most intelligent player: Mick Fitzsimons

Best conversationalist: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most likely to be on a high salary: Mick Fitzsimons

Least boastful player: Mick Fitzsimons

Most honest player: Mick Fitzsimons

Most self-deprecating player: Mick Fitzsimons

Funniest player: Mick Fitzsimons

Most hygienic player: Mick Fitzsimons

Player that smells nicest: Mick Fitzsimons

Cleanest/fairest player on the pitch: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most likely to burst an opponent if needed: Mick Fitzsimons

Most stylish player off the pitch: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most likely to personally welcome new panel members: Mick Fitzsimons

Player least likely to ever beat a woman: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most dedicated to their club: Mick Fitzsimons

Most handsome player: Mick Fitzsimons

Player least likely to ever go bald: Mick Fitzsimons

Most obliging player with supporters for selfies and autographs: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most likely to become Dublin manage in the future: Mick Fitzsimons

Player most popular with potential in-laws: Mick Fitzsimons

Who’s that?

Flood

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I doubt Mickey Linden was there.

He’s a gent. Remember being out with DOB and met him andDan Gordon. Great craic ensued

Prob the only Cross member left without a criminal record