Unless youâre here to wipe my ass, I think weâre through. Donât try this good cop/bad cop with me. I practically invented it
Good news
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He should have shot more than the dog.
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Iâm no lover on AGS but they are under enormous pressure dealing with fucking scrotes day in/ out,I wouldnât have the patience- as an ex doorman I was able to deal with any hassle properly ,watched the law getting abused constant
If you like pints and pussy youâll like templemore.
not for him so
Heâd rather a load of hairy Italian men around him
kin 3 day old half buttoned silk shirts
Man caught speeding by officious Garda:
Garda âŚâyou were 20km over the speed limit, whatâs the big hurry?â
Man ⌠âIâm on my way to a hospital surgical procedure and Iâm a bit lateâ
Garda âŚâwhat surgical procedure is that then?â
Man âŚâerm, circumcisionâ
Garda (interested) âŚâreally? would ya happen to know what they do with the foreskins after they remove them?â
Man âŚâactually I do, they put them into little bottles of formalin, leave them in a dark room and they starting growingâ
Garda âŚâright, and what then?â
Man âŚâas they grow they are put into bigger and bigger bottles until they are 6 feet tallâ
Garda âŚâI see, and what do they do with them then?â
Man âŚâthey send them up to Templemore and put uniforms on them!â
Garda âŚâright, step outta de veh hee kelâ
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I was speeding down the M50 early one morning late for the airport.
Blue lights flashing behind me. After thinking I was about to be car jacked I realized it was a genuine Garda car.
I pulled over and he asked me how fast was I going and what was The hurry.
I said I was only doing the speed limit and the road was clear.
What happened if you hit mist or fog? He said.
I replied.
I would hit Mister Brakes. .
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I was driving out from town there earlier and there at Westwood at the end of the Clontarf Road a squad car put the blue lights on. They had taken exception to some poor divil on an electric scooter. The poor divil was so harmless she didnât even figure it was her that was being pulled over.
Thereâs lads getting chopped up and left outside doors in bags in Coolock and 3 miles away the policing priority is to take environmentally friendly modes of transport off the roads.
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Quotas for fines have to be met
#blacklivesmatter
Sounds like poor.policing here
Whatâs going on here?
A guy with a knife was shot by the gardai today
They tried less lethal on him first. Sounds like he earned it.
Last thing we needed was that shit taking off over here, fuck sake. And to the first cunt who even thinks of having a go at me go fuck yourself and all.
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surely if they were going to shoot him , they could shoot at his leg?
i dont know the full facts but that seems logical?
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