Getting old - any signs creeping in?

I just went to the bog bursting for a dump, then got there, stood at the urinal wondering why nothing was happening and nearly crapped my panaloons.
So, in the 30 seconds that it took me to realise that I needed to flood tubes 4 and 6 and send 2 nut encrusted brown torpedeos into the liffey, to the time I got to the WC, I had forgotton why I was going.
When I was 35 this was a non issue. 36 might as well be 76.
Damn you age.
Damn you.

Yours etc,