TFK etiquette dictates that nobody should bump a post by someone else that’s more than 6.5 years old. It’s just not nice. Self-bumping is permitted & indeed actively encouraged where posters wish to correct the record, apologise for a misstep & generally display their personal growth.
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6.5 years is fair. That means @Tim_Riggins’s smug, admiring posts about how great Donald Trump was are within the statute of limitations.
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Today Gianni Infantino feels Tutsi. You know, Tutsi, like the Dustin Hoffman film.
Happy Birthday Mr Infantino
It’s 512 days until the start of the next World Cup.
Today Gianni Infantino feels like taking credit for world peace.
It’s 461 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Gianni Infantino feels like Donald Trump should say thank you to him.
It’s 421 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Gianni Infantino feels it would be a good idea if a goal from outside the box were to count as two goals.
It’s 416 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Gianni Infantino feels like he should be the Pope.
No person has ever been Pope and FIFA President simultaneously.
No person has never been the Pope and the Devil simultaneously either, another first for Gianni.
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It’s 259 days to the start of the next World Cup. Today Gianni Infantino feels like laughing at genocide, as he did yesterday.
It’s 242 days to the start of the next World Cup. Today Gianni Infantino feels like Johnny Infantino would sound better as his name.
Today Johnny Infantino feels like writing to congratulate the referee in last night’s Portugal v Ireland game on a job well done.
It’s 196 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Johnny Infantino is considering discussing with Vince McMahon how to best stage his own fake death as a storyline during the next World Cup.
It’s 183 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Johnny Infantino feels that the best way for Seattle to demonstrate its local culture during the World Cup would be to get rid of the gays and hold a “Frunge” festival instead.
Frunge is a portmanteau word fusing FIFA with grunge.
Johnny thinks a re-formed Nirvana should be the headline act at the Frunge festival.
But they’ll need a singer.
Johnny Infantino feels like Johnny Infantino is the best man for the job.
It’s 142 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Johnny Infantino feels like Canada and Mexico are getting too belicose and will have to be ditched from hosting the World Cup.
It’s 83 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Johnny Infantino feels it would be appropriate that at the Opening Ceremony he should present the first ever FIFA War Prize to an as yet unnamed recipient.
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A great post. This will be stolen by a lurking journo, mark my words.
Sadly I stole it from a Manchester United forum where I’m a lurking journo waiting to be assassinated by the Government.
It’s 82 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Johnny Infantino feels like assassinating a troublesome lurking journalist just like he did to Grant Wahl at the last World Cup.
It’s 74 days to the start of the next World Cup.
Today Gianni Infantino is thinking of just how sycophantic to Mohammed Bin Salman he could be for the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia, and how he could be a voice of impaccable opposition to the tyrannical Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez ahead of the 2030 World Cup in Spain.
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He might be one of the greatest cunts of all time.
He makes Blatter look like a saint.
What an absolute wanker.
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