Decided to have a go last night. Bit unlike me. Generally can’t be arsed/have no game.
So I’m chattin to a bird. Decent lookin although I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup this morning. Gettin on well. Dancin away, she’s laughin at my jokes, I’m thinkin I’m in. When suddenly, out of nowhere, her fat, ugly mate comes up, grabs her and pulls her away. So yer wan apologises as she’s being dragged away by this beast.
It’s for reasons like this that I don’t bother chasing girls.
[quote=“myboyblue”]Isnt there a birds thread here somewhere already?
Birds are odd. You should have punched the fat one, right to the babymaker.[/quote]
Apologies. Although that is about birds being odd. This is more about birds being silly cunts. Except for the 8 or 10 girls I actually like, I reckon all the rest are cunts.
Somewhere theres a girl in work today (remember what that was like CC, work, eh…) telling all her mates about this Galway lad she met and is now gone from her life forever. She is currently at war with her fat dyke friend.
Farmer means nothing to me now after his shocking comment on another thread.
In other news, Stevie G and I started what I believe has the potential to be a beautiful friendship, last night. I mean, I feel like I wanna know everything about him.
[quote=“ClarkeyCat”]Farmer means nothing to me now after his shocking comment on another thread.
In other news, Stevie G and I started what I believe has the potential to be a beautiful friendship, last night. I mean, I feel like I wanna know everything about him.[/quote]
Did you tell this sort you were talking to about this?
I missed a lot of this as I was busy for large parts of the evening recreating Samaras’ goal in the general vacinity of the ladies’ shitter and around the outskirts of the dancefloor.
I kinda had the opposite happen over the weekend up in Donegal…
The fat friend came over and asked me to say hello to her friend (who the fuck does that anymore ?) The friend wasn’t great but i said i’d be polite…
First thing she asked me was where i was from, when i replied Limerick you should have seen the look of disgust on her face!! and she said “this changes every thing” !! as if we were all set for marriage or something, dozy cow.
I later met her walking up the town and she came over telling me where she was staying and to call back " Jog on" was reply… smell of desperation off her.
[quote=“ChocolateMice”]I kinda had the opposite happen over the weekend up in Donegal…
The fat friend came over and asked me to say hello to her friend (who the fuck does that anymore ?) The friend wasn’t great but i said i’d be polite…
First thing she asked me was where i was from, when i replied Limerick you should have seen the look of disgust on her face!! and she said “this changes every thing” !! as if we were all set for marriage or something, dozy cow.
I later met her walking up the town and she came over telling me where she was staying and to call back " Jog on" was reply… smell of desperation off her.[/quote]
If the Fat one had logged on here and realised she found a person from the town that boasts the best chippers in teh country, then she would have hopped on you right away.
Its just more proof that TFK and webforums in general are serious business.
She was a ‘Pushing on’ kind of snobby cunt, the one’s who really cant afford to be snobby… She realised this later but she was never gonna get it in the first place.
[quote=“ChocolateMice”]She was a ‘Pushing on’ kind of snobby cunt, the one’s who really cant afford to be snobby… She realised this later but she was never gonna get it in the first place.
I think the fat burd is commonly reffered to as a cock blocker. Anyways women are mad, if one burd looks she is going to pull you can bet your beer money that one of her mates will come over and drag her away and then her mate will say I did you favour there your too good for him, all the while thinking if I’m not getting any then none of my mates are. :D:guns:
