Girls

I’m judging you, don’t do it. You’re better than that

Struggling here. Actually made a conscious effort to get off Bird A and am now in the clear. Am now heavily engaged with bird B. Bird A was a lot better than Bird B. FML

Did you seal the deal

An awful long winded way of saying you went home on your own, had a wank, and woke up on the couch stinking of curry chips.

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You muppet. Get back to us in 2021 when you realise there’s fuck all difference between birds p,t,s and d etc.

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PMS

And shit

@anon61878697 with the 1st. headshot of the day there.
EPL tensions surfacing in advance of the 4pm kickoff.

You might have been a little more caring after all his efforts. A clamping nonetheless.

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Christ that was some load of shite.A long winded yarn just to tell us how good looking he is.

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I remember that time well

Sounds like a lot of work there kid.

Sounds like less effort than your pappa employing them.

At least we got on with the job and didn’t cry like love sick puppies and look for sympathy on a forum.

Got on with the job? Your Pappa hired women for the two of you to share.

Howd you get on over Christmas. I’d say by your ramblings on the heartbreak thread, the only thing you pulled was the choke on your new forklift. Dry your eyes kid.

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Tears clear.

I suffered and I’m in a better place now whereas you’re still a cunt who shared women with your Pappa who paid for them. That’s both seedy and creepy.

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You’re a suffering boring footix alright

Ooooooooft