One of the great lessons in all walks of life is to never burn any bridges, ever.
[quote=“dancarter, post: 357288”]
One of the great lessons in all walks of life is to never burn any bridges, ever.[/quote]
Not even to stop enemy forces from crossing?
Jugs told an absolute cracker of a story in the pub last night regarding a recent interaction with a lady. Said lady was also in the pub so the story was immediately confirmed.
Unfortunately we then had a discussion about posting the story up here and I agreed not to tell it. Fortunately that discussion was just with Bandage who had negotiated the rights to tell the story himself. Hopefully he will be reminded to do so when he sees this thread.
[quote=“Rocko, post: 357290”]Jugs told an absolute cracker of a story in the pub last night regarding a recent interaction with a lady. Said lady was also in the pub so the story was immediately confirmed.
Unfortunately we then had a discussion about posting the story up here and I agreed not to tell it. Fortunately that discussion was just with Bandage who had negotiated the rights to tell the story himself. Hopefully he will be reminded to do so when he sees this thread.[/quote]
I’ll take a PM
Looking forward to it.
C’mon ta fuck bandage wer all waiting for it
I was left bitterly disappointed by the fairer sex friday night. What looked to be a handy tap in ended up in heartbreak 
the bitch…
It wasn’t her at all, she was game ball, it was her cunt of a sister :guns:
the bitch of a sister…
That’s where a good wing man is vital. Someone willing to take a bullet for the team
Wing man would have been no use, she just arrived out of nowhere and swept her away
[quote=“chewy louie, post: 357299”]
Wing man would have been no use, she just arrived out of nowhere and swept her away[/quote]
This is indeed an awful thing to happen. I bet the sister had a puss on her face as well and was whining about wanting to go home because she was rejected. There’s very little a man can do in this case unless you have her number in which case you could chase her up. Did you move onto the next girl in sight or did you just feel sorry for yourself and go for chips?
You were probably dithering too much…
Ni I finished my drink and fucked off to the casino and started a row with a couple of teenagers who were giving me shit at the blackjack table
There was no dithering, the deal was as good as signed seals delivered, twas only a matter of getting her off me and getting her out the door
You finding it easy to get your dick wet in general over there Chewy
:lol:
I can’t complain truth be told. English women between the age of 25 and 35 are alright sorts to tell you the truth. As straight forward as you could meet
He had the cheek to give out to me because he split a pair of tens when the dealer had a Queen and I laughed when a 6 and a 4 came up. Instead of breaking even he lost twice as much the goon
[quote=“chewy louie, post: 357305”]
I can’t complain truth be told. English women between the age of 25 and 35 are alright sorts to tell you the truth. As straight forward as you could meet[/quote]
+1
Not near as intelligent as our lovely ladies back home though.