Give Bandage back to Bandage

I have become quite concerned about the appalling decline of one of TFK’s flagship posters.
Since he lost his username, his health and postings have deteriorated at an alarming rate and a new low has been reached with yesterday’s photo of the Sunday Independent accompanied by a pair of red “designer” crutches. If it were on the front of a Trocaire Box, the nations of darkest Africa could form the new G8.

This morning, in the Medical Advice Thread, he reached out with a plea from the heart and it is the duty of us all that this plea not be ignored. I can only trace this back to when he lost his famous moniker to Clare exile @chewy louie. He fought manfully to retain his composure under the name of @Dirty Hands Walter but it was akin to watching a man move from his last tin of beans to eating dog food.

The disaster that has ensued since the birth of @Bartosz Bereszynskiego has been most unsettling. He made a brief, but futile, attempt at edginess which was most unbecoming of the former Bandage. The time has come to restore him to his former glory.

@chewy louie can rebuild him and give him back his dignity. Please give Bandage back to Bandage.

:smiley:

What’s in it for me?

Don’t make him have to take it away.

I’m quite content with my posting performance. Constantly evolving but retaining the same core principles. If there is a wound then it certainly doesn’t require a bandage.

While I agree with @Elvis Brandenberg Kremmen[/USER]'s assessment of the spiralling decline in quality, as the return of [USER=168]@ChocolateMice[/USER] has demonstrated, a return to former glory can never be achieved. One should never go back. I propose a compromise solution of a return to @Dirty Hands Walter. I would add that [USER=2692]@Joe Player should step in to take over moderating duties until the poster formally known as bandage has been rehabilitated.

Britt Assombolonga will own Bandages naming rights by the end of the month

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@Bartosz Bereszynskiego is Bandage? :eek::eek: