Giving up smoking

…is a piece of piss.

How many minutes since your last one Flano?

Approximately 20500.

Giving up is certainly not all it’s cracked up to be.

I concur Flano, gave up the cancer sticks over a year ago and haven’t looked back since.

It’s all a big conspiracy. The first day or two is bad but people lead you to believe you’ll be like that for weeks. Three days in and I was grand and have been since.

I agree. I’ve given them up loads of times and never had any difficulty.

I only smoke after I scat on your ma’s face.

I’m down to 10 a day.

You disgust me. You cretin.