Golf Thread

Missed the cut

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Big time. I caddies for a buddy years ago in a big am comp… I read the first putt and he said your here to carry the bag and light the fags… Fuck up otherwise… Solid advice

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like Seve said to Billy Foster when he gave him a trial run to see if they’d be a good fit…

Seve was in trouble and asked for the 6 iron… billy handed him a wedge… chip out… gimme the 6. no… chip out. i see the shot… okay… gave him the 6, seve hits it to 6 foot.

Why you put negative things in my head…

the caddie has 2 jobs… keep up and shut up… Billy got the job

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Wonderful news. It only lasted 24 hours.

The Phoenix Open is very enjoyable TV at the moment.

A showdown between the Big 2 would make for a cracking weekend.

1st and 2nd at the moment

I’ll hopefully lay back my stake in a few hours and enjoy the weekend

Anybody ever enter one of these? I’m tempted to go into one but have heard stories of gangsters making a farce of it

You need to be bringing your a-game

No shanks, snap hooks, slices or 3 putt merchants need apply

75 quid is saucy for a lot of those courses… Like the Heritage you’d get out for half that in an open singles… Barring you have a stone in hand on the handicap the prize fund is irrelevant

The term is Bandit, not gangster.

cc @EstebanSexface @estebandaface

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you’d know all about that

The genesis open is one of my favourite tournaments of the year.

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The Netflix documentary is decent 4 episodes in, Koepka comes across as a complete and utter bell end.

This is brilliant stuff

3 birdies to finish for woods. The man is a miracle

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Max Homa is winning the US Open.