Golf Thread

See where some lad is suing the Hermitage Golf Club in Dublin for €10m because he said they falsely accused him of handicap building

If ever there’s a cunt with fuck all to do with his time, its that fella. Golfers, wankers.

He’s representing himself too, apparently the club and golfers union (!!) are going to be left with a massive legal bill.

Might be something to this yet so. Bankrupt the lot of them.

That’s giving me the weirdest mental images

McIlroy ha just dumped that hateful cunt Westwood out of the wgc matchplay semifinal playing golf of a very high standard

He has hunter Mahon now in the final and hopefully he has enough in the tank to become world no 1

Its not a sport, but regardless, well done to Shane Lowry for becoming the highest ranked Irish Golfer in the World. Not bad going for a Biffo. Shane will no doubt drink the shite out of this achievement because like all Biffo’s Shane likes his sauce :pint:

I am going to buy my first set of gold clubs off gumtree in the next few days. Any advise is welcome from those in the know

Don’t go mad budget wise, a cheap starter set will suffice & see how you go.

Nothing worse than these sad cunts spending stupid money only to never use them.

[QUOTE=“carryharry, post: 941705, member: 1517”]Don’t go mad budget wise, a cheap starter set will suffice & see how you go.

Nothing worse than these sad cunts spending stupid money only to never use them.[/QUOTE]

Do you know much about clubs?

I don’t play that often tbh, mine are a cheap set of Wilson starters. Prob best to go to a golf shop & let someone look at your swing & determine the type that suit you. It will make buying online so much easier.

Was just going to buy a set off gumtree for £25

Better stock up on golf balls too, kid. :smiley:

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Put up a link to them. how often are you planning on playing, are you joining a club? What height are you? If you go into any golf shop theyll tell you your swing speed, for free too, dont pay them, from this info we’ll find you something to get you started

Lowry shot 64 today at Wentworth :clap:

First game of golf in 3 yrs last night, shot 96. Forgot how fucked you’d be after it.

Fucked after walking around a gold course :smiley:

Did you invest chewy. I’d advise you to take 4 or 5 lessons. It will make your round far more enjoyable.

Lowry, McIlcunt and Bjorn all at -12 with holes running out

Lowry just doubled the 13th